March 23rd, 2008

100 Things: 1-20

I’m about 94 posts past due for this one, but better late than never. And since I don’t have the attention span to 1: write 100 things in one sitting, and 2: read someone else’s 100 things in one sitting, I’m spreading this out. I started a list a LONG time ago, but since I never end what I start, I’m starting over.

So, for starters, here’s 1-20:

1. I’m blond. But not stupid.

2. I have two girls, The Boss & Trouble, whom I photograph and post about regularly.

3. I’ve been married for 10 years this September. That’s 8 years too long.

4. I grew up in a town named Niceville. See this previous post about life there.

5. I’m a grammar snob, though I do make mistakes. Feel free to tell me when I do (my sister and dad do), and I’ll gladly fix it.

6. I have a Master’s degree. Still shocking for me, too.

7. My next marriage will be to a woman.

8. I watch a LOT of TV while on my compy which I am on a LOT. Lovin’ my MacBook compy!

9. I own my own web store, Good for the Kids. (see #8)

10. I have webbed toes. Not gross to most people, but bad enough that I can’t wear toe socks and those evil toe separators at the nail salon.

11. I was a lifeguard in high school. (see #10)

12. I have a really good core group of friends that I know I’m really lucky to have and call my friends. Only two of them read my blog. (Wazzup S & K! You can leave a comment finally!)

13. I LOVE food. (See my belly. And my ass. And my thighs. And my arms.)

14. I drive a T&C. I ride in it to look cool. NEVER call it a minivan.

15. I can listen to my favorite bands over and over and never listen to any other band (ie. Candlebox, Pearl Jam, Tantric/Days of the New, Matchbox 20) but I inevitably leave a band or two out of my favorites list.

16. Everyone in my family has a draw to live on some form of a body of water. I wanna move soon to live on the water.

17. I wish I was better at art. ANY art - crafting, photography, coloring, painting, stick figures - ANYTHING.

18. I’m 5′ 4.75″

19. I’m a lazy perfectionist. It’s a vicious cycle of wanting things to be perfect, but never attaining perfection, so things never get done. This is how people describe hoarders. I’m afraid for my future.

20. I love to shop, but rarely buy anything.

#21-100 coming soon…