1. I’m a lazy perfectionist.
2. I’m *&%^% pounds overweight.
3. I love my TiVo.
4. I love my children a gazillion times over.
5. I’m mad that I didn’t make #4 #1.
6. I won’t finish this list tonight.
7. I could never marry another man - I’ll marry a woman next time.
8. I check Rosie’s blog several times a day.
9. I have a website that I LOVE running.
10. I love to shop. But I have no money.
11. I love lasagna.
12. I can’t give up soda.
13. I won’t get to 100.
14. I’ll give a $10 off coupon to my online store (Good for the Kids) to my first comment poster. I can’t help but self-promote.
15. I have a Master’s degree. Seriously. Me.
16. I grew up in a town named Niceville. Look it up. It’s for real.
17. I just really discovered bloggers in the last few months. Share yours with me. You other moms are heeelarious.
18. I wish I could write as funny as I am. Really. I crack myself up.
19. I’m a grammar snob. I’ll go back and correct my own grammar and spelling and admonish you in my head if you spell incorrectly.
20. I drive a mini van. (See #4.)
21. I LOVE college football season, even if I don’t watch every down of every game. I just like that it’s on.
22. I’m becoming addicted to blogging.
23. I love my husband dearly.
24. I want to live in a house on a lake I can take a boat out on. (poor grammar)
25. I’m a grammar snob.
26. I’m lazy. Too lazy to check this list to see that I posted that I’m a grammar snot snob twice. I guess it’s THAT important to me. How sad…
27. I love Tex-Mex. More specifically, Tijuana Flats (see #2).
28. I wish I could take better photographs. I’m pretty good, but I don’t know all of the technical stuff yet.
29. I want to learn Spanish. I live in Central Florida. It’s becoming a necessity. Especially on my yearly trip to WalMart.
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“I wish I could write as funny as I am. Really. I crack myself up.”
Me Too
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