Come on, people. Are you kidding me with this face?

She knows how to match her candy to her clothes.

Seriously.

OK - I’m lying. It’s waaay to cold there for me. I’m a native Floridian for Pete’s sake. I can’t deal with snow and weather under 50 degrees. Nope. Can’t do it.

Why, you ask, would I move to Canada? I lurves a list:

• They’re SO nice. Every single person I’ve talked to in Canada (most from my business) is so nice. Not that I’ve tried, but they never get upset or mad. And with their accent, they sound so nice. Kinda like the English sound smart. The Canadians sound nice.

• Free health care. Please don’t comment about politics here - I just want to get my head scanned without having to pay $1200, then $50 for follow ups, and another $800 for a 2nd scan, etc. And I still owe the hospital for some part of Bear’s birth. She’s almost 2. It’s not that I just didn’t pay - they got the insurances all messed up and are just now realizing I didn’t pay for something. All this crap, and we HAVE insurance. I can’t even imagine what it’s like for someone without it or on Medicaid.

• Hockey. HockeyMan would be in heaven to have hockey around him 24/7. Aside from living in the Coliseum (no, not the Colliseum), I think living in Canada would make his life.

So, please, Canada, lower your temperature so I can move to your blessed country. Who knows - depending on who is elected as President next year, I may have to bundle up and move anyway.

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Already?

It’s what? November 11th??? Are you kidding?

It needs to be against the law to put up any Christmas decorations before Black Friday. (If you don’t know when Black Friday is, you don’t deserve to be called “woman.” Google it. Or if you’re too lazy, click HERE, and I’ll Google it for you. How do I love thee? I Google for you!)

I saw a friggin Christmas tree all aglow tonight. IT’S NOVEMBER 11TH. It’s still friggin 80 degrees in the sun during the day. Argh.

I get that some retail businesses (mine included!) have to start the holiday shopping promos to drum up biz for early shopping season. Unless you’re my mother-in-law, and you were done in September. Seriously, friggin September.

But for all of you normal freaky house decorators of all things Christmas - WAIT UNTIL AFTER THANKSGIVING!

For the love of Pete and all things sane.

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I have a stalker. It’s friggin awesome. Check her out. I’m welcoming more stalkers. No need to sign up. Just be nice.

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Mamas Like is having a Holiday Gift Guide EXTRAVAGANZA next week. (Retail doesn’t count for the after Turkey Day rule, remember.)

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I used “friggin” 6 times in this blog (including this sentence). I’m a crazed, friggin woman (now 7 times).

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Alright alright ALRIGHT! WOOO-OO-OO-OO-OO!

My ears are still ringing.

Yes, that’s right - I saw Sir Elton tonight. Jealous much?

It was my 2nd time seeing Reggie (how I know him), and 2nd time’s a charm. Uh-maze-ing.

He played all of the classics with some newish songs thrown in.

No, I did not take that picture. We’re dorks and didn’t take our cameras. If I had, you could have seen a grainy, black picture with some lights in the center and could have believed it was really him waaaay down there.

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Holiday Gift Guide EXTRAVAGANZA coming at Mamas Like

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Damn commitment.

I signed up to be a part of NaBloPoMo, and darnit if I don’t forget on the 2nd day after I sign up that I MUST do a post. And I was all ready to lie down in bed.

Fine. Here’s my post.

Mlah. Humph. Tthhhhh.

So there.

BTW - the weather here in Florida couldn’t be any better. Friggin 72 degrees and not a cloud in the sky. It’s been that way for a week and will stay that way for another month or so. Yes, you can be jealous.

Come April when it’s 90 and you’re still in the 70s, you can “so there” me back.

I didn’t do a post at my other blog, Mamas Like, either, so don’t reverse psychology go check it out. Unless Dawn posted, and you really want to read what she has to say.

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That’s what I heard from my dear princess 3yo today after she walked into the living room. Mind you, it was 90% her and her sister’s stuff that they had brought out from their play room.

You know, that room that all the toys are supposed to stay in. That room that has the beautiful mural, tv & dvd player, 1000 books, 200 stuffed animals, 1500 toys, boxes of dress-up clothes, etc.

Ohhh… THAT room.

But, nooooo… These two runts darling kiddos have decided they don’t want to spend their time in the wonderland of their play room. They want to spend their time fighting in the living room over the 1 toy/book/sock/random paper they’ve found while I’m trying to work. And they want their movie played on “Mama’sDada’s TV.” Not the TV in their play room.

Kids these days…

I’m sure I NEVER did any of these things and I appreciated the play room and never fought with my sister and never messed up my parents’ living room.

Never.

I think they need more toys. Check out Mamas Like and Good for the Kids for some great ideas for yourself and your kids to clutter up your house, too.

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I HockeyMan found these hilarious t-shirts today. If anyone feels like sending me one, that’d be awesome.

And now you have the “Jem” theme song in your head.

Wordless Wednesday

PLEASE end the strike and give the writers the money they deserve. It’s the first day that I am personally affected (in the sense that The Daily Show is a repeat - WTF?), and I would go into serious withdrawals if my stories (not daytime) are taken away.

I’m praying to the TV gods that the writers get their money and get back to creating my shows.

As if I don’t have enough to stress about. Now I have to worry about TV. I just got my new fancy HD-on-1000 channels box.

COME ON!

Pretty please?

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