Sweet mother of Jeebus, I get sucked in.
To watching true crap on TV.
Please, mother of Jeebus, tell me WHY I spent 5 minutes of my precious time watching the drivel that is spewed on morning television for housewives to gobble up like delicious Dibs, caramel macchiatos (google spelling), and Mr. Clean Scrubbing Bubbles.
I used to be a Today Show watcher, though I grew up in a GMA household (hi, Ma!). But then I woke up and realized that shiny pretentious head of Matt Laurer’s and the holier-than-though attitude Ann Curry exudes wasn’t worth my treasured TV time.
And then they did it. They added a FOURTH HOUR OF DRIVEL. Unless you’re in to window box herb gardening OR want to lose 25 pounds “the easy way” by imagining yourself as the size 4 model exhibiting the quick-and-easy exercises “even YOU can do at home” OR want to listen to Rick Springfield stumble his way through his newest “hit,” watch something else.
Like a made-for-TV movie starring Merideth Baxter-Birney on Lifetime Movies. Or the sixth hour re-run of SportsCenter. You’ll feel better about yourself.
But today. Today they hit an all-time low.
They geniuses at NBC added Kathie Lee to the FOURTH hour of the Today Show.
Yes, that Botoxed, pulled-back, cheated-on face appeared this morning chatting it up with Hoda Kotb.
And yet, I watched 5 whole minutes of that blather.
And all I got was a blog post.
It is mindboggling isn’t it? Kathie Lee??
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I think evil terrible thoughts if I am forced to watch Kathie Lee.. I give you kudos for lasting five minutes.
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Please not Kathy Lee. I can’t stand when they play her queer song at weddings for the groom/mother to dance to. I just keep seeing her on the cruise ship.
Hey, I decided to quit stalking and start my own blog. But I have no idea how to do all of sidebar stuff. Any one stop shopping place for info?
Thanks for your help.
Still laughing about the long v wide shorts blog. My sister called my laughing her large butt off when I emailed it to her. Space between thighs, as if.
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MammaLoves: She give me the heebie jeebies.
Kim: I think I was sucked in by her vexing forehead.
Patty: If they could SEE ME NOW!
You know what, I’m kind of glad that I don’t understand 90% of the words in that post….
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that is 5 minutes you will never get back
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Oh mah gott, Kathy Lee. Oy.
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You’ve clearly never seen the mindless drivel I spewed in my Today Show appearance last year, or you never would have kept tuning in.
I still love Matt Lauer, though.
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