Me, Mama, Wifey.
Mom. Wife. Lovah. Smart ass. Lazy perfectionist. Cute in a hair-clip yuppie kinda way. The wet clothes are in the dryer, but the dryer ain't on. One-day famous entrepreneur of Good for the Kids.
It’s been a while since I’ve felt that “gotta-have-you-now-feeling” from another man.
But I did last night.
He liked and wanted me as I am - an overweight, stay-at-home, married mom of two toddlers.
Kiefer Sutherland wanted me to GO HOME with him.
And in one sudden waking flash, it all ended with the noise of hacking-up-a-lung from my husband at 5am.
Gee, thanks, hon.
I could have had Kiefer Sutherland.
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Oh man… I’ve had that dream [insert Dave Matthews]. Sucks to wake up, I tell ya!
ROFL! Have a cough drop and let me go back to sleep!
I love those dreams… sorry you had to leave yours!
This weekend, I had a dream about having BRUNCH with my ex-boyfriend (who I can’t stand and don’t talk to) and his WIFE and BABY. I made breakfast casserole, baked muffins, cut up fruit… It was INSANE and extremely nauseating.
I liked your dream MUCH better
It’s like they know, isn’t it? Mine snores at the most inopportune of times.
Oh my gosh, you had me laughing so hard!
Too funny! I love your blog, keep up the awesome job!
Much love, xoxo-pm
www.poshmama.com
I love dreams like that.
I hate it when that happens! I usually end up being mad at my husband for the rest of the day when it does.
Ooh, love those dreams, except the same thing always happens to me. Usually it’s hubby waking me up with wheezing. Jeez, the nerve he has to have an asthma attack while I am dreaming!
OMG! Rofl! *cleans soup off monitor from laughing* I love those dreams!
Oh my gosh, I had the exact same dream, except that I was with George. Cloony that is. LOL
John C. McGinley (Dr. Perry Cox on Scrubs) TOTALLY WANTS ME. In my DREAMS.