A Girl Can Dream

It’s been a while since I’ve felt that “gotta-have-you-now-feeling” from another man.

But I did last night.

He liked and wanted me as I am – an overweight, stay-at-home, married mom of two toddlers.

Kiefer Sutherland wanted me to GO HOME with him.

And in one sudden waking flash, it all ended with the noise of hacking-up-a-lung from my husband at 5am.

Gee, thanks, hon.

I could have had Kiefer Sutherland.

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  1. 1

    Oh man… I’ve had that dream [insert Dave Matthews]. Sucks to wake up, I tell ya!

  2. 2
    Dawn says:

    ROFL! Have a cough drop and let me go back to sleep!

  3. 3
    Mom Chatter says:

    I love those dreams… sorry you had to leave yours! :)

  4. 4
    GHD says:

    This weekend, I had a dream about having BRUNCH with my ex-boyfriend (who I can’t stand and don’t talk to) and his WIFE and BABY. I made breakfast casserole, baked muffins, cut up fruit… It was INSANE and extremely nauseating.

    I liked your dream MUCH better :)

  5. 5
    andi says:

    It’s like they know, isn’t it? Mine snores at the most inopportune of times.

  6. 6
    Posh Mama says:

    Oh my gosh, you had me laughing so hard! :D Too funny! I love your blog, keep up the awesome job!

    Much love, xoxo-pm
    http://www.poshmama.com

  7. 7
    slackermommy says:

    I love dreams like that.

  8. 8
    Dana says:

    I hate it when that happens! I usually end up being mad at my husband for the rest of the day when it does.

  9. 9
    boogiemumq says:

    Ooh, love those dreams, except the same thing always happens to me. Usually it’s hubby waking me up with wheezing. Jeez, the nerve he has to have an asthma attack while I am dreaming!

  10. 10
    Lela says:

    OMG! Rofl! *cleans soup off monitor from laughing* I love those dreams!

  11. 11
    MyStarbucks says:

    Oh my gosh, I had the exact same dream, except that I was with George. Cloony that is. LOL

  12. 12
    Swistle says:

    John C. McGinley (Dr. Perry Cox on Scrubs) TOTALLY WANTS ME. In my DREAMS.

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