Hugs all around.
Mom. Wife. Lovah. Smart ass. Lazy perfectionist. Cute in a hair-clip yuppie kinda way. The wet clothes are in the dryer, but the dryer ain't on. One-day famous entrepreneur of Good for the Kids.
It’s been a while since I’ve felt that “gotta-have-you-now-feeling” from another man.
But I did last night.
He liked and wanted me as I am - an overweight, stay-at-home, married mom of two toddlers.
Kiefer Sutherland wanted me to GO HOME with him.
And in one sudden waking flash, it all ended with the noise of hacking-up-a-lung from my husband at 5am.
Gee, thanks, hon.
I could have had Kiefer Sutherland.
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Oh man… I’ve had that dream [insert Dave Matthews]. Sucks to wake up, I tell ya!
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ROFL! Have a cough drop and let me go back to sleep!
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I love those dreams… sorry you had to leave yours!
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This weekend, I had a dream about having BRUNCH with my ex-boyfriend (who I can’t stand and don’t talk to) and his WIFE and BABY. I made breakfast casserole, baked muffins, cut up fruit… It was INSANE and extremely nauseating.
I liked your dream MUCH better
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It’s like they know, isn’t it? Mine snores at the most inopportune of times.
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Oh my gosh, you had me laughing so hard!
Too funny! I love your blog, keep up the awesome job!
Much love, xoxo-pm
www.poshmama.com
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I love dreams like that.
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I hate it when that happens! I usually end up being mad at my husband for the rest of the day when it does.
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Ooh, love those dreams, except the same thing always happens to me. Usually it’s hubby waking me up with wheezing. Jeez, the nerve he has to have an asthma attack while I am dreaming!
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OMG! Rofl! *cleans soup off monitor from laughing* I love those dreams!
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Oh my gosh, I had the exact same dream, except that I was with George. Cloony that is. LOL
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John C. McGinley (Dr. Perry Cox on Scrubs) TOTALLY WANTS ME. In my DREAMS.
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