A whole new level of lazy

by Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] on March 23, 2009

in Family,Lazy

I’m lucky enough to have someone clean my house that’s not me. She comes every weekend to clean the house and spends most of her time picking up our crap. It’s not called MessyHouse for no reason.

It’s bad enough that she hired her own friend to come to our house to help clean my mess of a garage/stock room.

It’s bad enough around here than my own housekeeper gave me a task.

She knows me well enough NOT to assign the task to me, but to assign the task to my kids.

Not for the girls to do themselves, but for them to do it with me.

Because she knows that I don’t have the willpower to do it myself.

I need my 3- & 4-year-old kids to annoy me with MY task to clean MY shit because MY housekeeper told me to.

That, my friends, is proof of lazy.

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1 lceel March 23, 2009 at 12:35 am

You have to understand – SWMBO is Mexican and Irish – so it really IS funny when she says, “Fuck you, white boy. Do I LOOK like your maid?”

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2 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] March 23, 2009 at 10:22 am

be nice to the wife – she lets you live

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3 Hilly March 23, 2009 at 8:34 am

Haha, wellll….at least you have the help, right? I’ll totally come over and do projects with you once I am here.

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4 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] March 23, 2009 at 10:22 am

no takebacks – suckaaaaaa

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5 Tara R. March 23, 2009 at 9:17 am

I want to be you when I grow up.

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6 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] March 23, 2009 at 10:23 am

nah – i only play awesome on the internet – real life, notsomuch

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7 Olexchancel March 7, 2014 at 9:16 pm

Electic and fun with pops of color here and there. I envison that is how you live! Happy new week to you my frneid.A warm hug,P.S Erik hoerde av sig. Verkar hel noejd men vill ha naagra re-take. Fick du mail med?

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8 Honeybell March 23, 2009 at 9:59 am

To me that’s so much better than those people who clean before the housekeeper gets there. I’ve never understood that. So you see, you aren’t lazy, you’re secure in your lifestyle!

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9 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] March 23, 2009 at 10:24 am

yeah, cause THOSE people are INSANE – i can’t IMAGINE pre-CLEANING – i mean, that’s just CRAZY – yuuup CRAZY….heh

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10 Jenna March 23, 2009 at 12:22 pm

ok, I have to ask
what is the task?
I mean, aren’t you PAYING her for the right to be lazy?

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11 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] March 23, 2009 at 5:07 pm

i have to go thru a pile of papers and kid ‘artwork’ – 90% is trash – otherwise, i’d let her do it

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12 Xbox4NappyRash March 23, 2009 at 1:00 pm

Elitist.

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13 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] March 23, 2009 at 5:07 pm

yeah, cause two people need a housekeeper, right?

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14 fidget March 23, 2009 at 4:53 pm

oh shit, NEVER let her see my house- EVER.

My mom was one of those precleaners. I’d be all: but mom you are PAYING THEM TO CLEAN, not appraise the degree of messiness and she’d be all : But they’ll think we are PIGS!

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15 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] March 23, 2009 at 5:07 pm

i’m a pre-straightener – if she saw what the house looked like 6 days out of the week, she’d never return

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