I’m lucky enough to have someone clean my house that’s not me. She comes every weekend to clean the house and spends most of her time picking up our crap. It’s not called MessyHouse for no reason.
It’s bad enough that she hired her own friend to come to our house to help clean my mess of a garage/stock room.
It’s bad enough around here than my own housekeeper gave me a task.
She knows me well enough NOT to assign the task to me, but to assign the task to my kids.
Not for the girls to do themselves, but for them to do it with me.
Because she knows that I don’t have the willpower to do it myself.
I need my 3- & 4-year-old kids to annoy me with MY task to clean MY shit because MY housekeeper told me to.
That, my friends, is proof of lazy.
{ 14 comments… read them below or add one }
You have to understand – SWMBO is Mexican and Irish – so it really IS funny when she says, “Fuck you, white boy. Do I LOOK like your maid?”
lceels last blog post..hurrieder and behinder
be nice to the wife – she lets you live
Haha, wellll….at least you have the help, right? I’ll totally come over and do projects with you once I am here.
Hillys last blog post..I’ve Never Been Sold Out For A Blow Job Before…
no takebacks – suckaaaaaa
I want to be you when I grow up.
Tara R.s last blog post..Weekly Winners ~ birds and a little pepper
nah – i only play awesome on the internet – real life, notsomuch
To me that’s so much better than those people who clean before the housekeeper gets there. I’ve never understood that. So you see, you aren’t lazy, you’re secure in your lifestyle!
Honeybells last blog post..A Birthday Message From A Shiftless Blogger
yeah, cause THOSE people are INSANE – i can’t IMAGINE pre-CLEANING – i mean, that’s just CRAZY – yuuup CRAZY….heh
ok, I have to ask
what is the task?
I mean, aren’t you PAYING her for the right to be lazy?
i have to go thru a pile of papers and kid ‘artwork’ – 90% is trash – otherwise, i’d let her do it
Elitist.
Xbox4NappyRashs last blog post..Drugs & keeping your head
yeah, cause two people need a housekeeper, right?
oh shit, NEVER let her see my house- EVER.
My mom was one of those precleaners. I’d be all: but mom you are PAYING THEM TO CLEAN, not appraise the degree of messiness and she’d be all : But they’ll think we are PIGS!
fidgets last blog post..On being a grown up
i’m a pre-straightener – if she saw what the house looked like 6 days out of the week, she’d never return