What is this “Alltop?”
Why is there Alltop?
Who is Alltop?
Why should I care to be in Alltop?
I wanna be cool kid!
But that automatically makes me an uncool kid.
Damn.
I don’t wanna kiss ass, Mr. XBox4NappyRash.
But some of my best bloggy friends are in the cool club (see: Secret Agent Mama, XBox4NappyRash).
This will probably move me to the bottom of the “considerations” list if I was even on it.
If I don’t make it to Alltop, I’m making my own uncool club where no one’s invited. Not even me.
Here’s a bit about A Whole Lot of Nothing for your consideration:
Come to AWLN, where every day is a party in my pants.
You’d like its freshness – can you smell it?
You’d like its awkwardness – like you laugh behind the backs of people who stumble.
You’d like its sarcasm – like you’d like a fresh bowl of crap.
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I didn’t even know what it was until yesterday. I’m not on Alltop either.
amanda’s last blog post..Crazy Searches Revealed
Love it. (I’m working on my pitch for Alltop, too.)
B-List bloggers unite!!!
Shannon, PHAT Mommy’s last blog post..One Day At A Time
You REALLY must be an outcast… I made the dad’s section…
Can anyone spot the teenie weenie oversight?
I jest, ALLTOP you rule, please don’t have me shot.
Xbox4NappyRash’s last blog post..Ignorance & Bliss
[re=2479]amanda[/re]: But you were nominated for a Bloggie! Bah.
[re=2480]Shannon, PHAT Mommy[/re]: I’ve always been the friend to the cool kids. Ahh… High School…
[re=2481]Xbox4NappyRash[/re]: FUTURE Dad. Remember that.
Frankly, your use of ‘pants’, ‘party’, and ‘freshness’ just puts me in mind of those ‘bodyform’ ads…
(and FUTURE dad? I’d better bloody be, or I’m really gonna run out of material)
Xbox4NappyRash’s last blog post..Ignorance & Bliss
ya… I’m definitely not cool enough to be in alltop. Oh well.
Tara R’s last blog post..Aiden and the Mac Photobooth
I’m not up there either. But we can be cool, because we’re obviously outcasts. I’m just sayin’…
Maria’s last blog post..Rape is wrong. Right?
I hear you, but that isn’t going to help. I am neither Alltop or cool enough…ugh, maybe in my next life.
HRH’s last blog post..This end up…
[re=2484]Tara R[/re]: It’s cause you’re so hot. OK – that was cheezy.
[re=2485]Maria[/re]: Outkast – shake it sh sh sh shake it
[re=2488]HRH[/re]: I’m sure begging, I mean asking, to be a cool kid works sometimes. But then you wonder if you’re really a cool kid. Deep thoughts.
I’ve never been on the ‘cool’ lists, so I’m used to it, but it would definitely be a nice change for once. Maybe someday.
Deb – Mom of 3 Girls’s last blog post..Lighting the way home
I had never heard of Alltop, I guess I am not cool enough. Well, what’s new, I have never made it to the cool list.
justmylife’s last blog post..Yet another 25….
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