What kind of person, nay EIGHT PEOPLE, searches for this? I’m not even going to type it because of the creepos who Google that term will find me again.
Granted, I am the one who titled my post “Who Takes a Baby to a Porno?”
I do want to know how I was discovered with the search term “women hairy ass.” I’m pretty sure I haven’t posted about my wiley ass hairs. That’s for another day.
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My personal favorite? “itty itty moms”
Sarah’s last blog post..WordPress is pissing me off
or “itty titty moms” LORD Almighty I can’t even copy texxt tonight.
Sarah’s last blog post..WordPress is pissing me off
Oh.My.Lord.
Mrs. G.’s last blog post..Bigger Love Episode 55: The New Year
There’s fetish porn out there with guys in big diapers dressed as giant babies who get spanked, pee in their diapers, etc. I’m guessing that’s what the person was looking for.
Avitable’s last blog post..Masturbation that lasts the whole month of July . . . guaranteed
Ewww… that is creepy. Would the “authorities’ even be able to track down who did that search?
Tara R.’s last blog post..Junk Drawer Sunday ~ Rock the Vote!
OMw there are strange people in this world. PMSL! My google searches look so boring compared to yours!
Jenty’s last blog post..Red Hibiscus
That is super creepy…..
but big boobs with boots.. that made me chuckle..
Kim’s last blog post..Weekly Winners
I thought you waxed. Isn’t that supposed to take care of as* ha*rs? (He asked, cautiously inserting asterisks so as not to type ‘ass hairs’ into the comment thereby giving further fodder to the search engine creeps.)
lceel’s last blog post..Habituated
I love your blog — clicked through from one of my new friends at Just Miss. I would love to work with you as well if you are interested. Email me anytime. I would have asked you directly but I could not find your contact info. By the way “3 year old boy is pees on floor adhd” is my personal favorite. Who types that?
I have decided that Avitable is right. Because I need him to be.
Honeybell’s last blog post..Jerry
I’ve never seen a pair of boobs with a pair of boots.
what a crime fighting team that would be…
Xbox4NappyRash’s last blog post..Bear in mind…
Whoa… searches.
Mine are rated G and so very boring. I guess that says so much about me and what I write. I might have to reconsider my style.
OHmommy’s last blog post..Ummmmmmm…. I am giving away classy sassy SHOES!!!
MULLET FISH!!!! HAAAAAAAAAAA.
Miss’s last blog post..Weekly Winners [Dec28/Jan03]
And here I thought the “who takes a baby to a porno” was titled that way ON PURPOSE. Bwahaha
Niiiice. Now I feel the urge to go check out my analytics…see what you do to me?
Ashley’s last blog post..Little Moments
I started to write a post about my Lose My Fat Ass Project, but now I’m having second thoughts.
Little Miss Sunshine State’s last blog post..A Few Sunshiny Updates
haha! sick-o’s!
question for you… what program do you use to find that information about your blog?
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Wow,those searches are incredible….and creepy! I’m not prepared to see the ones for my blog…
Leslie’s last blog post..On My Way To 30….
Looking at your blog stats is like monitoring weight loss. You only do so every few weeks or you could get depressed…
I love google search phrases. These posts crack me up always. Full figured asses…hehe
Rhea’s last blog post..Doodling Legos…Forms of Art.
Wow, is that ever disturbing! I don’t even want to think about the kind of person who’d be looking for that. Shiver.
Bluestalking’s last blog post..Photo of the Day
A year ago I used the phrase slutty shoes in a post and I’ve gotten hundreds of hits as a result.
Just for good measure I wrote another slutty shoes post just this week!
Don Mills Diva’s last blog post..The healing power of slutty shoes
I like the repetition of fat girls/full figured asses. And itty titty moms. lmao
A Jill of All Trades’s last blog post..The government now says we can’t resale baby clothes or toys
NICE.
You clicked “Keyword Analysis” for that table, right?
Next time – to see the landing page, click “Recent Keyword Activity,” and you’ll see exactly what page on your site a particular search took someone to.
I just checked mine, and the top favorites of the day are “insecure large nipples” and “moms farting asshole.”
I AM PROUD BEYOND WORDS, I TELL YOU.
Sarcastic Mom’s last blog post..Some things are easier to fix than others.
“Women hairy ass” what the hell. It’s amazing what some people will look up.
I hope you did contact the aurthorties – what sick, sick minds are out there. I love the internet but it hate it for spreading child porngraphy.
I have my own blog http://www.Jugglingmama.com. I would love to add you to my blog roll and hope you will do the same – let me know your thoughts. I am also part of http://www.ShesConnected.com you should check it out and add your profile, it’s a great way to promote your business and blog.
I look forward to connecting with you and continuing to read your blog.
Best,
Jenna