Little known facts about me you really didn’t need to know but my head doesn’t work even though I’m a smarty but since puppy dogs and daisies are taking root in my brain, I’ll just expose myboobsself. And I loves me a list.
*I still wear maternity pajamas. Cause they’s sexy. And they make me feel skinnier.
*I had eleventeen ideas on what to post about tonight when I was lying with my girls begging them with my mind to sleep, but they’ve all flown away.
*eDrama sucks nutty balls. I never want to be a part of it, and hope no one ever feels the need to attack me. If you do, I have some scrappy bastards ready to come after you. Not that I’m threatening. Just saying.
*I have a housekeeper whom I probably pay too much. Shut up. I know. But I won’t can’t clean.
*DO NOT FUCKING try to make me feel better about saying this, but I’m a suckass blogger. It’s the whole puppy dogs and daisies taking root.
*Or the nasty “d”-word is creeping into my head.
I leave you with this, big fat fucking creeping-in depression. You suck nutty balls.
I was inspired by the genius that is Magneto Bold Too for the use of the smite pic. I don’t want to get involved in eDrama and get accused of stealing shitty shit.
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best picture ever. sorry for messaging you with edrama gossip.
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I wouldn’t accuse you of stealing! I would abuse you and shit, but no eDrama from me cause you are hawt. And a little scary as well.
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man, who wasn’t influenced by the eDrama. psht. lets all raise our fingers and salute!
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scrappy bastard present
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I love me some eDrama…where’s it at?
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eDrama? Where?
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ah, depression. what would my life be like without you?
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Isn’t everybody depressed all the time? Or is that just me…
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ah eDrama. VDog and I dished about that. If I post photos of my kid does that make me a wanna be?
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Okay, first of all don’t be stealing my thunder by exposing your boobs, you are lucky you struck thru that or we coulda had a little edrama of our own happening, totally kidding, you know that … yeh that’s right I exposed mine to Bert and Ernie yesterday, right along with my spanx, it was special ha ha.
Second do you not have a Blackberry, if not, best be getting yourself one b/c I seriously wake up in the middle of the night with brilliant (well, what I think are brilliant at 1,2 and 3am) ideas for the blog and I text them to myself .. yes I really do.
Thirdly, I still wear maternity pj’s too, aren’t they just super comfy.
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