Business Time* isn’t really discussed on my blog because I’m a prude at heart.
The main reason being my mother, mother-in-law, grandma, sister, sister-in-law, aunts, cousins, and various other family members are regular readers. For all they need to know, I’m the mother fucking 2nd coming of Mary.
So let’s pretend I know what I’m talking about on my Curvy Girl Guide list where I make suggestions on movies that will warm your lady’s bits. Men may have to suffer through a chick flick or two, but I promise it’s worth the 2 hours’ effort put in to making the lady happy.
Yes, Brokeback Mountain gets me in the Business Time mood. It also makes me bawl my eyes out and hate society, so if Patrick wants to take the chance on my reaction, he should put on the movie for me.
If he just wants me to get all in the mood for cheating, Unfaithful is a good option. I’ll probably just imagine he’s Oliver Martinez, and I’m as hot as Diane Lane.
You’d be wrong in assuming I’d want to watch the Twilight movies to get in the mood for lovins. Watching them just pisses me off that he’s not a sparkly vampire.
Also, Dirty Dancing, because obviously.
*You don’t know Business Time? Watch and appreciate:
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