I’ve pretty much had only one goal in my life, and I achieved it pretty much exactly.
What that leaves me with is a lifetime of mindless living without goals.
Goals? I don’t haz* them.
Really. No goals.
Why? The only thing I can think of is that I don’t want to fail.
It goes along with the Lazy Perfectionist Theme to my life.
Why make a goal if it’s just going to fail and cause me strife and stress and depression and anxiety because I didn’t follow through?
No goals = No failure
The one and only set of very specific goals I can remember having was shorty after marrying my beloved (barf). I planned to get married, live a little married life having crazy young married sex anywhere we could and not have to schedule it because little people could walk in at any time, travel nowhere, buy a house, have a baby girl right away, then have another baby girl right away.
Goals? I achieved them.
Now? I don’t really know what should be sparkly lucky enough to catch my attention.
What else is there for me to set my sights upon?
The only specific goal I can think of: World Domination
Realistically?
Maybe just keeping a clean, organized home could be a goal.
For real, realistically?
I have absolutely NO idea other than to bathe at least every other day.
You can haz goals for me?
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(LOLspeak is stupid.)
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Follow me babe. I achieved maximum awesome ages ago and now well on my way to world domination.
You can be one of my minions. I think that is a good goal.
i hail to thine dressed feet.
Sorry, I have none either. The difference is that I also have no motivation to get any. LOL
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same.
here.
Oh yeah. I think world domination is realistic. Or, maybe just get your teeth whitened? Or even just get daylight savings time on the same schedule worldwide? Either way, you of all people will succeed. Choose whichever is easiest!
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are you reading my thoughts? i totally need my teeth whitened.
i’m still working on the baby girl goal…apparently the higher ups have made this goal very difficult to achieve…
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there are times when i’d like to send you one of mine.
I been thinkin’ – but I got nuthin’.
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same here.
I am there with you. I worked so hard to get my girls here. Now that they are not babies and could do some things by themselves I am lost. My next real goal is to find a way to keep this house but still move to Fl.
You have goals.You write for a bunch of websites,you have a online store,you twitter a lot. You are getting shit done.
You could help me with my goal of getting to Fl.
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i do lots of stuff, but not a single goal for any of them.
well, except for the world domination part.
The only goals I know of happen in some sport where my kid kicks a ball and I scream “GO!” from the sidelines.
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or is it “goooooooooooooooooaaaaaallllllll”?
I aim to eat chocolate at least once a day…
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i’m stealing that.
Perhaps a reality show based on your life as the clear world dominatrix that you are would be a good next step.
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world DOMINATRIX!
Clean underwear. That’s a start.
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you’re welcome.
My goal is to eat as many cupcakes as possible.
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yesssssssssssss…..
Goals? What is this you speak of?
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that? i do not know.
Play ‘beat the snip’
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shut it, you.
heh… you know you want to…
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I like the cupcakes plan myself…
oh, for sure.