Now that you’re read that word, you must now do them. It’s impulse - like Pavlov’s dog.
I was just lying in bed with Trouble begging her in my head trying without success to get her to fall asleep. When The Boss was first born, I started counting to 100 in my head when I asked prayed begged willed wanted her to do something like fall asleep at 3:34am. I figured in my warped new mama mind, that when I finished silently counting to 100, she’d do as I wanted. It actually worked a few times, and that got my OCD brain to think it would work forever. That was almost 4 years ago, and I still count to 100 to will them to sleep.
So tonight, as I was counting to 100 along with the ticks of the clock, I thought it would be the perfect opportunity to do my Kegels.
tick - clench - tick - release - tick - clench - tick - release - tick - clench - tick - release - tick - clench - release - tick
Correlation: 2 kids out the vuh-ja-ja = need to do your Kegels on a regular basis
While I was in the middle of my Kegels (please don’t visualize), I thought, “Can I get sore from Kegels?” Or, is that the reason for doing Kegels. And who is Ms. (I hope a woman discovered these) Kegel? And if I get sore, what will THAT feel like? Will I need to put IcyHot on my vuh-ja-ja?
And if I do, will I like it?





















LMFAO!!
And you are so right - you can’t read it without doing it!!
Best post I’ve read all day!
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:::momentarily pausing Kegels:::
My answers are: Yes. I think it was a man. It’ll feel like a sore coochi-coo. NOOOO! And, OWIE!!!
xoxo
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that was awesome! Great Post!
(I’m going to start counting to 100 when I put kids to sleep at work now!)
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That would be a really sh!tty place to get a cramp.
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I am peeing myself over here because of you silly girl..
Damn word.. but you are right they need to be done.. and I have yet to get a cramp but you will be the first person I tell now.. LOL
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Hilarious! I would bet that you could get a little sore but it might be worth it!
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LMAO!!!! thanks for getting me to do my kegels today! don’t go with the icy/hot unfortunately i know from experience!
blog hopping
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this is going in the direction of conception of number 3 I think:)
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Unfortunately, a man did invent the kegels, but really it figures doesn’t it?
Love your blog btw, very entertaining!
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Excellent Post! I really enjoyed it.
Best laugh of the day!
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