Can I Get Sore from Kegels?

by Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] on March 5, 2008

in Farts and Other Stuff,Observations

Now that you’re read that word, you must now do them. It’s impulse – like Pavlov’s dog.

I was just lying in bed with Trouble begging her in my head trying without success to get her to fall asleep. When The Boss was first born, I started counting to 100 in my head when I asked prayed begged willed wanted her to do something like fall asleep at 3:34am. I figured in my warped new mama mind, that when I finished silently counting to 100, she’d do as I wanted. It actually worked a few times, and that got my OCD brain to think it would work forever. That was almost 4 years ago, and I still count to 100 to will them to sleep.

So tonight, as I was counting to 100 along with the ticks of the clock, I thought it would be the perfect opportunity to do my Kegels.

tick – clench – tick – release – tick – clench – tick – release – tick – clench – tick – release – tick – clenchrelease – tick

Correlation: 2 kids out the vuh-ja-ja = need to do your Kegels on a regular basis

While I was in the middle of my Kegels (please don’t visualize), I thought, “Can I get sore from Kegels?” Or, is that the reason for doing Kegels. And who is Ms. (I hope a woman discovered these) Kegel? And if I get sore, what will THAT feel like? Will I need to put IcyHot on my vuh-ja-ja?

And if I do, will I like it?

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1 Maria [Immoral Matriarch] March 5, 2008 at 8:53 pm

LMFAO!!
And you are so right – you can’t read it without doing it!!

Best post I’ve read all day!

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2 cyndy March 5, 2008 at 10:20 pm

:::momentarily pausing Kegels:::
My answers are: Yes. I think it was a man. It’ll feel like a sore coochi-coo. NOOOO! And, OWIE!!!
xoxo

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3 Light March 5, 2008 at 11:18 pm

that was awesome! Great Post!

(I’m going to start counting to 100 when I put kids to sleep at work now!)

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4 Tootsie Farklepants March 6, 2008 at 12:53 am

That would be a really sh!tty place to get a cramp.

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5 Kim March 7, 2008 at 12:02 pm

I am peeing myself over here because of you silly girl..

Damn word.. but you are right they need to be done.. and I have yet to get a cramp but you will be the first person I tell now.. LOL

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6 Whiney Momma March 7, 2008 at 9:24 pm

Hilarious! I would bet that you could get a little sore but it might be worth it!

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7 andi March 8, 2008 at 10:54 am

LMAO!!!! thanks for getting me to do my kegels today! don’t go with the icy/hot unfortunately i know from experience!
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8 ourcrookedtree March 12, 2008 at 12:22 am

this is going in the direction of conception of number 3 I think:)

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9 Alexia March 12, 2008 at 10:04 am

Unfortunately, a man did invent the kegels, but really it figures doesn’t it?

Love your blog btw, very entertaining!

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10 FYI June 5, 2008 at 12:23 pm

Excellent Post! I really enjoyed it.

Best laugh of the day!

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