Careful What You Wish For

by Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] on December 14, 2008

in Family,Farts and Other Stuff

Most of my tens of readers know me well. Or as well as you can know someone on the interwebs through a blog that I can filter myself.

That said, I have a question for you. But first, a back story:

I currently have 1 brother-in-law, FratBoy. FratBoy is just as his name suggests, only 8 years later. Married (to my sister), one new boy (his 9-week-old clone), a passion for beer and golf, and a penchant for dirty humor. I’m learning more about this dirty humor as he starts to realize I’m not the goody-two-shoes he thought I was. Oh, silly, silly boy.

This being Happy Clausemas time, I sent my sister an email (like in all modern-day familial relationships) asking what she and FratBoy want for Clausemas.

This is the response I received from Jackie (edited to protect the innocent): “FratBoy says golf balls, ********* or a bottle of Crown Royal  – I want a gift card to Banana Republic, Ann Taylor Loft or Gap.”

Being the natural-born FratBoy that he is, he decided to say a little “shocking” gift idea to try to make me feel uncomfortable. One that I’d never think of, never buy, and never, ever gift to him.

Oh, little FratBoy, you are in for a suprise. Be careful for what you wish for.

Wouldn’t you, my little bloggy friends, love to know what that “shocking” gift is for my FratBoy brother-in-law? The one to open in front of my mother, father, mother-in-law, and all of our young children.

Would I? Will I?

OH YES I WILL.

Please, dear bloggy friends, let me know what you think I ordered (yup – already on its way) for a stocking stuffer for my FratBoy brother-in-law. He asked for it. I got it.

The winner will get your own special gift, if you’re so inclined. I’ll post the winner and a picture of the gift on Tuesday’s post.

Note: Jackie or FratBoy or HockeyMan – please don’t spoil the fun for everyone.

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{ 26 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Colleen - Mommy Always Wins December 14, 2008 at 1:26 am

Anal beads?

Colleen – Mommy Always Wins’s last blog post..Weekly Winners – December 7 – 13, 2008

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2 Nap Warden December 14, 2008 at 1:33 am

I have no idea…I’m a little scared:O

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3 Sarah December 14, 2008 at 1:53 am

Did he order a stuffed veneral disease? Because that would be fantastic for him!

xoxox

http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/plush/6708/

Sarah’s last blog post..Well adjusted? Me neither

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4 Angel December 14, 2008 at 2:24 am

First thing that came to my dirty mind was what Colleen said…anal beads.

Angel’s last blog post..It’s A Tyler Flashback!

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5 Lilacspecs December 14, 2008 at 3:29 am

I’m gonna go with a strap on. I was in a sorority and I’ve known WAAAY too many fratboys in my day.
Yeah, definitely strap on (I include dildos in the strap on category btw, dunno if you do the same).

Lilacspecs’s last blog post..Wonders Never Cease

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6 The sister December 14, 2008 at 8:48 am

Please, please, please – Fratboy, don’t read this post!

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7 Jeanette December 14, 2008 at 10:43 am

PMSL!! Hope you’re going to be able to get a photo of his face when the present gets opened!

Jeanette’s last blog post..Stop to smell the flowers

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8 Tara R. December 14, 2008 at 11:36 am

Gotta admit my first thought was with Colleen and Angel. No matter, you have to get that first blush picture on Clausemas Mornning.

Tara R.’s last blog post..Junk Drawer Sunday ~ recycling

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9 JD December 14, 2008 at 12:23 pm

i’m guessin

Lick Balls

JD’s last blog post..The Sex Lives of Sloths and Slick Willy

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10 lceel December 14, 2008 at 5:10 pm

A ‘blow-up’ doll – along the lines of the Shirley Doll Denny Crane had in his closet.(Just in case – Boston Legal – not legal in Boston – it’s the name of the program – oh, nevermind.)

lceel’s last blog post..100 Word Challenge – Anger, PLUS

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11 Margaret December 14, 2008 at 6:40 pm

Have no idea how I stumbled upon this blog – but I love it already.

I am guessing one of those plug things….

Margaret’s last blog post..The One Question I HATE more than other

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12 Margaret December 14, 2008 at 6:40 pm

Have no idea how I stumbled upon this blog – but I love it already.

I am guessing one of those plug things….

Margaret’s last blog post..The One Question I HATE more than other

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13 Lynette December 14, 2008 at 8:27 pm

I’m going to go with umm..a SLEEVE? Heh. I sure hope you take pictures of him opening his gift. Merry ****ing Christmas. LOL

Lynette’s last blog post..The Girl Who Cried…Divorce.

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14 Fear and Parenting in Las Vegas December 15, 2008 at 1:50 am

Three words. Big. Black. Dildo.

That’s GOTTA be it.

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15 ashley December 15, 2008 at 11:36 am

Omg, I almost choked on my Triscuits when I opened the comments and the first words I saw were anal beads. But, I have to go with butt plug, which may be slightly more risque visually and harder to explain to the kiddies on Christmas morning, (It’s a statue darlings vs. It’s a pretty necklace). Pictures and updates Please.

ashley’s last blog post..Christmas Cheer and Cute

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16 Xbox4NappyRash December 15, 2008 at 1:30 pm

I actually think I know what this is!

Which is scary enough in itself.

Sick woman.

So how DO you empty it?

Xbox4NappyRash’s last blog post..Two little ducks

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17 Kim December 15, 2008 at 2:17 pm

Please add my vote of strap on to this list.. 🙂

Kim’s last blog post..Weekly Winners

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18 Christine December 15, 2008 at 2:21 pm

Anal beads? HAHAHA

Christine’s last blog post..Fat

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19 MomBabe December 15, 2008 at 2:30 pm

I was going to say anal beads too. Or maybe this gross cookbook. http://www.lulu.com/content/4956212

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20 ms. changes pants while driving December 15, 2008 at 6:54 pm

a pocket pu$$y?

ms. changes pants while driving’s last blog post..from the archives: what would you say

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21 ms. changes pants while driving December 15, 2008 at 6:54 pm

a pocket pu$$y?

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22 Karen December 15, 2008 at 8:31 pm

a SET OF CHOCOLATE (GOLF) BALLS.

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23 Riayn December 15, 2008 at 8:48 pm

I was going to say a blow-up doll but someone has already got in before me, so to with my second choice of a dildo. I like the way my fellow readers think 🙂

Riayn’s last blog post..Getting ready to get WiiFit

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24 Kelley December 16, 2008 at 6:20 am

I immediately thought BJ, but I don’t know how you would wrap such a thing.

C0ck ring?

Kelley’s last blog post..Her future sits in a white envelope on the dining table.

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25 Robyn December 16, 2008 at 9:11 am

Can’t wait to see what it is… that dirty bassterd!

Robyn’s last blog post..Yucky

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26 Amanda of Shamelessly Sassy December 16, 2008 at 9:08 pm

A butt plug?

Amanda of Shamelessly Sassy’s last blog post..The Venting

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