From the category archives:
I’m done with my lady womb. More done than I am with underboob sweat, and that’s a lot done. I’m done having the babies to keep for myself and Patrick has been snipped up to keep the tadpoles from reaching through my cervix, so it’s time to take out the whole factory. What more does [...]
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Surfing the ‘net in our panties: it’s how we do. Though this picture was taken 4 years ago, it could have been taken yesterday, save for the pacifiers and nakedness. Now it’s just me and Patrick who surf the ‘net in our panties. Pleasantville School [name changed to protect my kids from you weirdo stalkers] [...]
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I was on a Mother’s Day cruise to Cozumel for 4 nights with 12 other women and 3 older men. Unfortunately, they were all related to me. Or maybe I should say fortunately. Because all of these things happened: I went snorkeling at 3 different reefs with a Mayan and got my ass sunburned. I [...]
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You know how you have people in your life whom you admire from afar, sometimes letting it slip that you’re madly in love with their talent? That’s how I feel about Megan. She and I aren’t necessarily best buds or even talk on a regular basis. But I know her, I’ve had dinner with her, [...]
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