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I was very busy this morning talking to my BFFAEAEAEAE, Brittany, about how kids today are super spoiled. We also discussed how waxing is a business expense, and we died from LOLs as how awesome our “jobs” have turned out. Even though Brittany is a whole 1/2 a decade younger than me, she, too, grew [...]
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There’s just some things that come along and leave me speechless. For instance, Mr. Gandy: Like that Parker Hurley even exists: And that my sister felt this way: Her Little Sister All three of the above make my eyes leak with love. You suck. image/image
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Those crazy people at Graco want you to believe that if you use their products (which I used), your life and living room will be beige and pretty like this one: In reality, this is what raising babies looks like: Graco also wants you to think this is what your baby’s play dates will look [...]
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My contribution to last night’s Last Call with Brittany was suggest that the best way to reduce face wrinkles is to gain weight. Basically, I’m a nincompoop. Also, my hair was in tip-top form. Also also, my face is very expressive apparently. Also also also, I had to get up three times to do things [...]
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I’m not really good at telling stories and out-loud talking. That said, I’ll be doing that live on the world wide internet tonight where you can see my actual face saying actual words talking to actual people. So please forgive me if I don’t make sense, because in my head, I will totally understand myself. [...]
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