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This is absolutely for real—I checked it on Target.com myself. This Mossimo Womens Kimono Maxi Dress available online online at Target.com is available in the following arbitrary sizes and colors: Regular sizes (X-Small to XX Large) comes in Dark Heather Gray. Plus sizes (1 to 4) comes in Manatee Gray. All of the other colors [...]
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Remember that one time when I was interviewed by ABC’s World News Tonight about the downturn in the economy and struggling to make house payments? And then they ended up using 3 seconds of the 30 seconds I cried during the 10 minute interview, whining that LIFE IS HARD, and have subsequently used that 3-second [...]
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We all know I’m not a small lady. Or if this is your first time here, Hi! I’m not a small lady. I’m not abnormally ginormous, but to say I’m a curvy, plus size lady is exactly accurate. I love me some t-shirts. Living in Orlando will put anyone (who doesn’t wear modest clothing for [...]
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I’m on a mission that will inevitably leave my crying and hating myself. Living in the Dirty South means surface-of-the-sun-type temperatures from May through September. Now with Al Gore all up in Mother Nature’s business this year, we’re already seeing highs in the 90s in early April. I hate it. You’d think that after living [...]
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You’d never know it from looking at me through the lappytop screen, but I have horrendous style. Like, bad. Like, my sister shakes her head at me when I show up at her house and wonders less-than-silently how we’re even related. So like everyone else on the internet, I thought I’d give it a go [...]
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