From the category archives:
I was very busy this morning talking to my BFFAEAEAEAE, Brittany, about how kids today are super spoiled. We also discussed how waxing is a business expense, and we died from LOLs as how awesome our “jobs” have turned out. Even though Brittany is a whole 1/2 a decade younger than me, she, too, grew [...]
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My contribution to last night’s Last Call with Brittany was suggest that the best way to reduce face wrinkles is to gain weight. Basically, I’m a nincompoop. Also, my hair was in tip-top form. Also also, my face is very expressive apparently. Also also also, I had to get up three times to do things [...]
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I often make the comment that I’m so white, I’m translucent. I also say that I’m not tan, I’m healthy. My dad has had basal cell carcinoma, squamous cell carcinoma, and melanoma. He jokes that he’s been carved up so much, there won’t be anything left of him to bury. But don’t worry about him [...]
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The following is a reply to an email I received from a girl I knew in high school. Her email is after my reply. She actually doesn’t know that this is being published, so I took out her name. If she wants to out herself, she will, but that’s her decision. I didn’t decide to [...]
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P.S. I don’t get paid for these book reviews, book suggestions, book pimpings, but I do use affiliate links so when you click on a link to buy them, I get a little bit of pennies from the book seller. My smut addiction has to be fed somehow. By now, you probably know I’m friends [...]
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