From the category archives:
I admit I’m a tyrant. My tyrannical attentions are placed squarely upon the written word and the proper implementation of the aforementioned word’s rules. I admit I’m not perfect, though I do think of myself of a perfectionist. This may be the dichotomy that has kept the pharmaceuticals on my kitchen counter refilled. And just [...]
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Friends, there are days like today when the stars of the internet align, speak to me directly, and hand over to me the most perfect t-shirt ever created. Dear Sweet, Sweet Baby Jeesus, Mother Oprah, Patronus Rachel Maddow Eating A Chimichanga, and All The Gays, today is one of those days. I will have this [...]
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I don’t know why or how I didn’t notice this before now. It was only when I had to commit the egregious Crime of Misspelling when entering the “skip the ad” word into the video player box when all I wanted to do was watch Russell Brand go off on some heckler at his stand-up [...]
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I grew up in a little town in the Florida panhandle, just across the bay from Destin. Niceville is a real place with real people and a real Mullet Festival. But it seems that since I left my parents’ home behind and spread my flabby batwings in 1996, things have fallen to shit. I blame [...]
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I implore you to heed the suggestion I present: Hire qualified writers. The first step is simple; read the written words on a writer’s blog. Take the extra two minutes it takes to scan our blog posts and our published articles. While you’re reading those posts and articles, pay close attention to the writing abilities [...]
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