WARNING: The preceding information is sexual in nature and is not appropriate for children, anyone who wants to believe I’ve remained celibate, or squares. AN OPEN INFORMATIONAL LETTER TO MEN IN NEED OF SEXUAL CLARIFICATION IN THE POST-FIFTY SHADES OF GREY WORLD. Men: You thought you knew your woman, but she’s changed. She may have [...]
Being that I’m a woman *checks crotch – yup – still an innie* I like seeing other women getting the recognition they deserve. I’m all for Girl Power and all that shit, but I also don’t think tit-for-tat has a place in regular everyday life. I tend to give people the benefit of the doubt. [...]
I considered converting to being Amish, but they have Rumspringa. I’ve seen the documentaries about the Amish children who go buck wild once they turn 16, deciding whether or not to commit to a life of churning butter and no air conditioning. I considered being a Hutterite, but the accent grates on my nerves. Plus they [...]
Having been married to the same man for the last forever years, I thought I knew how his and other men’s minds work. Of course, I was wrong. I know jack shit about how a man’s mind works, especially when it comes to sex and all things related. All of this worry I and most [...]
There’s not much in this big fat world that gets my blood pressure rising. Save for blatant bigotry, handling warm, freshly-worn clothes, and someone not believing me, I normally don’t get pissed off. Lately, there’s been one more thing that I’ve realized has made me less than my pleasant self: women making decisions for other [...]