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Being the considerate kind of girl that I am, I have a strong feeling you don’t want to live through paragraphs of my talking about my likes, dislikes, and apathetic feelings. I kind of don’t feel like writing paragraphs about what’s been going on with me over the last few weeks, and of course I [...]
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I’m just a small-town, simple girl living in an un-lonely world. Because fat bottomed-girls make the rockin’ world go ’round. And playa please, I’m the macaroni with the cheese. Basically what I’m saying: Today is my birthday. When asked by Patrick what I wanted, I said I wanted an iPhone 5, an iPad or an [...]
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Thanks to my super duper hilarious outstanding sweet kind beautiful horny magnificent funny friend, Nanette, I have to add to the Short Celebrity Men of My Fantasies list. At a whopping 5’9″, Robert Downey, Jr meets all of my criteria: Short. Skinny. Dark hair. Light eyes. Slightly smarmy. Possibly or definitely gay. And with this look, he’s [...]
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I figured if I’m going to suffer through an obsession, I might as well use my obsessive tendencies for a tax write-off. And when I say “suffer,” I really mean “everything outside of the obsession suffers.” Past obsessions of mine include Downton Abbey, Dexter, and powdered donuts. Thankfully, the current obsession is kind of brain [...]
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