Being the considerate kind of girl that I am, I have a strong feeling you don’t want to live through paragraphs of my talking about my likes, dislikes, and apathetic feelings. I kind of don’t feel like writing paragraphs about what’s been going on with me over the last few weeks, and of course I […]
Claire has a plan for today, and included in her list of things to do are for me to nap, Patrick to be on the computer, snuggling, and watching football. The best day ever.
I’m just a small-town, simple girl living in an un-lonely world. Because fat bottomed-girls make the rockin’ world go ’round. And playa please, I’m the macaroni with the cheese. Basically what I’m saying: Today is my birthday. When asked by Patrick what I wanted, I said I wanted an iPhone 5, an iPad or an […]
Thanks to my super duper hilarious outstanding sweet kind beautiful horny magnificent funny friend, Nanette, I have to add to the Short Celebrity Men of My Fantasies list. At a whopping 5’9″, Robert Downey, Jr meets all of my criteria: Short. Skinny. Dark hair. Light eyes. Slightly smarmy. Possibly or definitely gay. And with this look, he’s […]
I figured if I’m going to suffer through an obsession, I might as well use my obsessive tendencies for a tax write-off. And when I say “suffer,” I really mean “everything outside of the obsession suffers.” Past obsessions of mine include Downton Abbey, Dexter, and powdered donuts. Thankfully, the current obsession is kind of brain […]