I figured this would be a good reason to step back into the world of this Nothing blog. If you haven’t been paying attention to my online life closely enough like a good stalker would, I’ve been more than busy growing my smut-loving empire. But when I got this epically awesome handmade birthday card yesterday [...]
I’m a pie girl. To be fair, I’m a cake girl, a brownies girl, a pastry girl, a baked goods girl, a chocolate girl, a candy girl, but over everything else, pie is my deal. It’s proven in my Cake vs. Pie bracket tournament. So it goes without saying that I would jump at the [...]
Yes, I think it is. Exhibit A: “Ace” on a lunchbox in a Babybel commercial. Exhibits B and C: Ace and Gary stills from their appearances on SNL. Well played, Babybel cheese. Well played.
What is there to do better when everything is already perfect? Exactly. Unfortunately, I’m not quite THAT narcissistic. If I were, I probably wouldn’t be heavily medicated for anxiety. Anxiety ≠ Narcissism But for the sake of New Years resolutions, because everyone’s doing them and I’m nothing if not a joiner, I’m putting the ME [...]
I’m seriously considering printing out this circa 1910 anti-child labor activist leaflet to put up on my kids’ walls as a lesson for how good their life is. And while I’m thinking about it, this should be distributed to all government officials who mandate standardized testing as a measurement of knowledge gained. EVERY CHILD SHOULD [...]