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We had sex with Justin Bieber in the room last night. You probably need more background to that story. Hi. My name is Angie, and it’s been 6 months since my last urinary tract infection. Hi Angie… I had hit rock bottom. The 10 years prior had been spent avoiding The Sex because I was [...]
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Having been married to the same man for the last forever years, I thought I knew how his and other men’s minds work. Of course, I was wrong. I know jack shit about how a man’s mind works, especially when it comes to sex and all things related. All of this worry I and most [...]
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He’s pretty swell. And when I say “swell,” I mean he’s the best father our girls could ever have, for whom I could have never wished. I could have never imagined someone as amazing as him out of a barrel of crack whore monkey dreams. Sweet swaddled Baby Jeesus, I love this man. Lucky for [...]
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I’ve long believed I lack gift-giving skills. Except for those few times when I’ve won Christmas with a once-in-a-lifetime epic gift idea, I just suck at it. Either I completely forget to send birthday cards, or I buy a birthday present for my 2-year-old niece that then sits on my living room floor for what is [...]
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SWEET JEESUS, I hate when people and kids whine. So we’re on the same page, feel free to hate what I’m writing. I’ve been in pretty much constant pain for the last week. Unfortunately, it’s not the kind of pain that I can chalk up to a workout well done or some kind of sexual [...]
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