We all know I’m not a small lady. Or if this is your first time here, Hi! I’m not a small lady. I’m not abnormally ginormous, but to say I’m a curvy, plus size lady is exactly accurate. I love me some t-shirts. Living in Orlando will put anyone (who doesn’t wear modest clothing for [...]
I’ve already established that we women are gross. It’s just a fact. We get even grosser when we’re knocked up and have to push human beings out of our crotch holes or have them sliced out of our wombs. The old and infirm have known the secret we women learn when we have babies at [...]
You’d never know it from looking at me through the lappytop screen, but I have horrendous style. Like, bad. Like, my sister shakes her head at me when I show up at her house and wonders less-than-silently how we’re even related. So like everyone else on the internet, I thought I’d give it a go [...]
It’s been a long time coming, this one about my panties. I’ve been putting off finding a new favorite style of underwear for far too long. You can see it in the holes and the way the sides of my current undies roll down my hips. *Faces covered to protect the innocent. Those very comfy, [...]
A few months back, I exposed myself on the internet. I’m pretty sure I blocked the actual post date and link from my memory because telling the world your weight is tough stuff, dudes. Let’s just pretend that the experience motivated me to exercise and eat right and I’ve lost 20 pounds since then. Yet [...]