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This is absolutely for real—I checked it on Target.com myself. This Mossimo Womens Kimono Maxi Dress available online online at Target.com is available in the following arbitrary sizes and colors: Regular sizes (X-Small to XX Large) comes in Dark Heather Gray. Plus sizes (1 to 4) comes in Manatee Gray. All of the other colors [...]
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I often make the comment that I’m so white, I’m translucent. I also say that I’m not tan, I’m healthy. My dad has had basal cell carcinoma, squamous cell carcinoma, and melanoma. He jokes that he’s been carved up so much, there won’t be anything left of him to bury. But don’t worry about him [...]
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Remember that one time when I was interviewed by ABC’s World News Tonight about the downturn in the economy and struggling to make house payments? And then they ended up using 3 seconds of the 30 seconds I cried during the 10 minute interview, whining that LIFE IS HARD, and have subsequently used that 3-second [...]
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The following is a reply to an email I received from a girl I knew in high school. Her email is after my reply. She actually doesn’t know that this is being published, so I took out her name. If she wants to out herself, she will, but that’s her decision. I didn’t decide to [...]
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