Yes, Kobobooks, you’re right. I wasn’t searching for the erotica book, “Beautifully Damaged.” I really was searching for “The Holy Bible.”
Yes, I think it is. Exhibit A: “Ace” on a lunchbox in a Babybel commercial. Exhibits B and C: Ace and Gary stills from their appearances on SNL. Well played, Babybel cheese. Well played.
I did a very bad thing. But in my defense, I was getting high (or is it low?) on Klonopin to help get me to sleep because the abandoned foreclosed house next door has had its smoke alarms beeping incessantly for 5 days straight that we can hear in our bedroom as we lay our [...]
I have a lady boner for Jennifer Lawrence. Let’s not think of the anatomy of what that actually means. Let’s just focus on how much of a girl crush I, and we the lady collective, all have on Jennifer Lawrence. Girlfriend won the Oscar last night, tripped up the stairs to accept, laughed it off [...]