I have a lady boner for Jennifer Lawrence. Let’s not think of the anatomy of what that actually means. Let’s just focus on how much of a girl crush I, and we the lady collective, all have on Jennifer Lawrence. Girlfriend won the Oscar last night, tripped up the stairs to accept, laughed it off [...]
It’s the times when I have to clean my dog’s ass of dingleberries that I realize we, The People, are not all the same. I think to myself, “Self, do you think Oprah has to clean turds off of her dog’s backside? Probably not, but then again, she’s not one of The People, is she…” [...]
Being the considerate kind of girl that I am, I have a strong feeling you don’t want to live through paragraphs of my talking about my likes, dislikes, and apathetic feelings. I kind of don’t feel like writing paragraphs about what’s been going on with me over the last few weeks, and of course I [...]
We had sex with Justin Bieber in the room last night. You probably need more background to that story. Hi. My name is Angie, and it’s been 6 months since my last urinary tract infection. Hi Angie… I had hit rock bottom. The 10 years prior had been spent avoiding The Sex because I was [...]
Edward has a Safe Word with Wilson, but to date, he hasn’t had to use it. Wilson is a safe and generous consensual lover. Vote for Safe Word: Bella – Edward & Wilson’s BDSM Adventures at Baby Rabies Inappropriate Elf Contest.