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And Then Some

Forgive Me Mr. Timberlake, For I Have Sinned

by Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] on March 8, 2013

in And Then Some,Celebrity Crap

I did a very bad thing. But in my defense, I was getting high (or is it low?) on Klonopin to help get me to sleep because the abandoned foreclosed house next door has had its smoke alarms beeping incessantly for 5 days straight that we can hear in our bedroom as we lay our […]

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I have a lady boner for Jennifer Lawrence. Let’s not think of the anatomy of what that actually means. Let’s just focus on how much of a girl crush I, and we the lady collective, all have on Jennifer Lawrence. Girlfriend won the Oscar last night, tripped up the stairs to accept, laughed it off […]

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We Are Not The Same

by Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] on January 15, 2013

in And Then Some,Celebrity Crap

It’s the times when I have to clean my dog’s ass of dingleberries that I realize we, The People, are not all the same. I think to myself, “Self, do you think Oprah has to clean turds off of her dog’s backside? Probably not, but then again, she’s not one of The People, is she…” […]

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Better Than > This

by Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] on January 9, 2013

in All About Me,And Then Some,Farts and Other Stuff,I love a list,Observations

Being the considerate kind of girl that I am, I have a strong feeling you don’t want to live through paragraphs of my talking about my likes, dislikes, and apathetic feelings. I kind of don’t feel like writing paragraphs about what’s been going on with me over the last few weeks, and of course I […]

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We had sex with Justin Bieber in the room last night. You probably need more background to that story. Hi. My name is Angie, and it’s been 6 months since my last urinary tract infection. Hi Angie… I had hit rock bottom. The 10 years prior had been spent avoiding The Sex because I was […]

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