There’s a problem in this world that needs to be addressed. The problem begins with “plastic cont” and ends with “ainer.” I’m all for saving the world, one plastic tree at a time, but there’s only so far this lazy housewife is willing to go. I don’t use quite as many Ziploc bags as I [...]
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And Then Some
I’m pretty sure this is what it feels like to be a tortured artist because I have a sudden urge to cut off my ear and mail it to Oprah. Except I’m not sure if she’s still accepting fan mail now that her OWN network has had budget cuts. My ear would probably just end [...]
Like most other stay-at-home moms, I had the choice to stay home and work with no paycheck or work a real job with a real paycheck. If you’ve never tried being a work-at-home mom (or dad), it looks like the photo here on the right. Yesterday, I suggested that we toss Hilary Rosen and Ann [...]
As a stay-at-home mom, I feel like I can speak for all other stay-at-home moms. Just like I can speak for all other white, middle class, straight, married, 30-something, pudgy women of the world, I speak for stay-at-home moms. Stay-at-home moms are a lazy group of needy bitches who feel entitled to put the title [...]
I’m late to jump on the Zac Efron-in-my-pants bandwagon. When he was getting all popular on girls’ bedroom walls, I was busy going to graduate school then having babies. That doesn’t leave much time for swooning over teenage boys and their way-popular musical TV shows. Plus, there was no such thing as social media back [...]
