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It’s the times when I have to clean my dog’s ass of dingleberries that I realize we, The People, are not all the same. I think to myself, “Self, do you think Oprah has to clean turds off of her dog’s backside? Probably not, but then again, she’s not one of The People, is she…” [...]
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Being the considerate kind of girl that I am, I have a strong feeling you don’t want to live through paragraphs of my talking about my likes, dislikes, and apathetic feelings. I kind of don’t feel like writing paragraphs about what’s been going on with me over the last few weeks, and of course I [...]
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We had sex with Justin Bieber in the room last night. You probably need more background to that story. Hi. My name is Angie, and it’s been 6 months since my last urinary tract infection. Hi Angie… I had hit rock bottom. The 10 years prior had been spent avoiding The Sex because I was [...]
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Edward has a Safe Word with Wilson, but to date, he hasn’t had to use it. Wilson is a safe and generous consensual lover. Vote for Safe Word: Bella – Edward & Wilson’s BDSM Adventures at Baby Rabies Inappropriate Elf Contest.
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Yeah, so what if that sounds sexist? Get over yourself. It’s true. We ladies love the romance, the sex, and the smut. Depending on the lady in your bed, she may like a little more or a little less detail in the sex scenes in her books. Some ladies like innuendo while some ladies like [...]
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