It’s the times when I have to clean my dog’s ass of dingleberries that I realize we, The People, are not all the same. I think to myself, “Self, do you think Oprah has to clean turds off of her dog’s backside? Probably not, but then again, she’s not one of The People, is she…” [...]
Being the considerate kind of girl that I am, I have a strong feeling you don’t want to live through paragraphs of my talking about my likes, dislikes, and apathetic feelings. I kind of don’t feel like writing paragraphs about what’s been going on with me over the last few weeks, and of course I [...]
We had sex with Justin Bieber in the room last night. You probably need more background to that story. Hi. My name is Angie, and it’s been 6 months since my last urinary tract infection. Hi Angie… I had hit rock bottom. The 10 years prior had been spent avoiding The Sex because I was [...]
Edward has a Safe Word with Wilson, but to date, he hasn’t had to use it. Wilson is a safe and generous consensual lover. Vote for Safe Word: Bella – Edward & Wilson’s BDSM Adventures at Baby Rabies Inappropriate Elf Contest.
Yeah, so what if that sounds sexist? Get over yourself. It’s true. We ladies love the romance, the sex, and the smut. Depending on the lady in your bed, she may like a little more or a little less detail in the sex scenes in her books. Some ladies like innuendo while some ladies like [...]