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WTF?

I Wish I Was As Funny As the Auto-Correct Gnome

by Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] on March 26, 2011

in Farts and Other Stuff,I like to eat,WTF?

You’re right, Auto-Correct Gnome. I didn’t want to say “Get the gnocchi and have them to add cream to the bolognese,” I wanted Foursquare to tell people to “Get the gnocchi and have them add cream to the vomit ass.”

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If you have read my blog for any amount of time or know me at all, you know I’m a gay lover. Or lover of gays. Or a mostly straight woman who loves the gays and just happens to be happily married to a man. I believe Gay is OK. I’ve also been a fan […]

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March Forth, March Fourth

by Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] on March 4, 2011

in Farts and Other Stuff,WTF?

Do you see that *tear* running down my cheek? Do you hear the sobs coming from deep inside my diaphram? Do you see the pills I’m popping from the stress I’m feeling? Today is National Grammar Day. AND I WASN’T AWARE. A travesty of epic proportions. I don’t know how I’ll get over losing the […]

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SECOND NOTICE.

by Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] on February 23, 2011

in Farts and Other Stuff,WTF?

Seeing envelopes come out of my mailbox that say things like “SECOND NOTICE” or “URGENT” are not unusual for me. Let’s be honest; they’re not really serious until after the 2nd notice is sent anyway, so why pay attention until they really mean it? I’m also fairly good at picking out the junk mail and […]

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A piece of me died today because I saw this.

by Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] on January 26, 2011

in Being Mom,WTF?

My grammar nerdness is dying inside. My teacher brain is exploding. My motherly instincts are weeping. … I need to go take a Klonopin and rock in the corner … I can’t take it. I wish I was exaggerating when I say this is making my wonky heart flutter with WTFness. Thanks to my friend […]

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