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Family

He’s pretty swell. And when I say “swell,” I mean he’s the best father our girls could ever have, for whom I could have never wished. I could have never imagined someone as amazing as him out of a barrel of crack whore monkey dreams. Sweet swaddled Baby Jeesus, I love this man. Lucky for […]

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Not Sure If The Kid Is Mine

by Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] on June 12, 2012

in Family,Kiddos,Pictures

I think my kid created this drawing of our family: Considering the artist signed her full name to the card, I’ll assume it was my kid. Otherwise, it could have been any other kid named Claire who gave me a card with a drawing of our family.

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Surfing the ‘net in our panties: it’s how we do. Though this picture was taken 4 years ago, it could have been taken yesterday, save for the pacifiers and nakedness. Now it’s just me and Patrick who surf the ‘net in our panties. Pleasantville School [name changed to protect my kids from you weirdo stalkers] […]

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YUB NUB – Nerdy Star Wars Weekends T-Shirts We Will Own

by Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] on April 28, 2012

in Disney World,Family,Kiddos,Mama Likes

I worked at Star Tours during my semester of Disney’s College Program way back in 1997. Patrick being the massive Star Wars nerd that he is, he’s indoctrinated the children into the lifestyle with my blessing. Anna is a full-on Star Wars nerd. Claire is a full-on Star Wars princess. That’s why we will be buying […]

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6 Ways To Raise Perfect Children: You Is Important

by Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] on April 23, 2012

in Being Mom,Family,Kiddos

I waffle back and forth between thinking I’m a good parent and thinking I’m the biggest failure parenting has ever seen. Damn. Now I want a waffle. One thing I’m not good at doing is follow through, which is why it’s been over 2 months since I started sharing my assvice series on how to […]

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