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The only reason to have kids is to create clone humans to take your place when you kick off. Any other reason to breed pales in comparison to nature’s need to reproduce your genes. Unconditional love, feelings of worthiness, premature ejaculation, and one-upping your sister all fall into a distant 2nd place for reasons to spawn. Patrick [...]
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How many posts can I publish in a row that are just pictures of my kids? This makes 4 (unsponsored) posts in a row where the main idea of my story is pictures of my kids. This is telling of something, but I’m not sure of what, unless it’s just of me being extra super [...]
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This llama is the most famous llama in all of the World of Llamas. He lives at the Affection Section of Rafiki’s Planet Watch at Disney World inside of Animal Kingdom. If you’re lucky, he’ll let you pet him. On the day we made friends, he had a little something caught in his teeth. It [...]
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I have never been so ashamed to be my mother’s daughter. Sure, she may take to the dance floor doing her best Elaine Dance imitation. Sure, she may have one or two or three too many glasses of her favorite wine every now and then. Sure, she may talk your ear off about the best [...]
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