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I worked at Star Tours during my semester of Disney’s College Program way back in 1997. Patrick being the massive Star Wars nerd that he is, he’s indoctrinated the children into the lifestyle with my blessing. Anna is a full-on Star Wars nerd. Claire is a full-on Star Wars princess. That’s why we will be buying [...]
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The only reason to have kids is to create clone humans to take your place when you kick off. Any other reason to breed pales in comparison to nature’s need to reproduce your genes. Unconditional love, feelings of worthiness, premature ejaculation, and one-upping your sister all fall into a distant 2nd place for reasons to spawn. Patrick [...]
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How many posts can I publish in a row that are just pictures of my kids? This makes 4 (unsponsored) posts in a row where the main idea of my story is pictures of my kids. This is telling of something, but I’m not sure of what, unless it’s just of me being extra super [...]
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This llama is the most famous llama in all of the World of Llamas. He lives at the Affection Section of Rafiki’s Planet Watch at Disney World inside of Animal Kingdom. If you’re lucky, he’ll let you pet him. On the day we made friends, he had a little something caught in his teeth. It [...]
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