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Since I’m medically certified as crazy enough for prescription medication by my pill-pushing psychiatrist, I no longer understand the Instant Cry routine Claire has implemented. Her arsenal of tactics to get what she wants has evolved from throwing her wee body on the ground in protest to the Instant Cry where she’s perfected the art of popping out [...]
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I was raised in an abnormal household of two un-divorced, full-blooded parents with a full-blooded sister. It’s a wonder I even turned out to function like a semi-normal person with all of the surrounding abnormalities. I’m pretty sure the chances of me becoming a semi-well-adjusted person after being brain-washed by my parents who planned to [...]
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It’s been over 4 years since we’ve last talked about my mother-in-law’s obsession with Christmas ornaments. It’s time for a refresher. Exhibit 1 The Main Tree, filled with nearly 800-ish Hallmark ornaments, Radko collectibles, moving parts, and singing knick-knacks, all arranged in groups of like-themed ornaments. When there is no other sound in the house, [...]
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Though it’s not indicative of her size, when she was about 8 months old and crawling, we nicknamed our 2nd baby, Claire Kong. It should be obvious why (see: destroying everything in her path, creator of messes, pre-hoarder, beating her chest in protest of things she does not agree), and she’s never outgrown her name. [...]
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I don’t often brag about living in Florida. Except I’m lying. Going to the beach in December is pretty effing Awesome. Just be glad I didn’t take a picture of the margarita I drank while the sun set over the Gulf. I’m slightly jealous of everyone else’s cooler weather. And I’m definitely jealous of everyone else’s summer [...]
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