It’s a good thing my grandparents were prolific breeders. One of my mom’s 3 younger sisters and 2 of my cousins are regular readers here, and without their views, I feel like my pretend-famous blog would shrivel up to dust. This weekend, they told me I’m not posting enough. Apparently, they don’t know how a [...]
Typically, my powers as a blogger are used for good, and I hope that continues today with my hesitation to tell my daughter’s story. I’m hoping to get advice from you on how to punish my daughter. Because there’s that whole child privacy debate and it’s her story to tell, I won’t be specific on [...]
Remember that time we went to Universal Studios, Islands of Adventure, and The Wizarding World of Harry Potter? This was that:
The only reason to have kids is to create clone humans to take your place when you kick off. Any other reason to breed pales in comparison to nature’s need to reproduce your genes. Unconditional love, feelings of worthiness, premature ejaculation, and one-upping your sister all fall into a distant 2nd place for reasons to spawn. Patrick [...]
In the weirdest, most Awesome twist of how the world’s energy works, while I was writing this post, I received an email about Susan Niebur, Why Mommy, of Toddler Planet, who has been suffering from metastatic breast cancers and is currently going through an extremely hard bout.She’s written about how she sees strength in LEGO mini-figures, and [...]