From the category archives:
I’m done with my lady womb. More done than I am with underboob sweat, and that’s a lot done. I’m done having the babies to keep for myself and Patrick has been snipped up to keep the tadpoles from reaching through my cervix, so it’s time to take out the whole factory. What more does [...]
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I don’t know why or how I didn’t notice this before now. It was only when I had to commit the egregious Crime of Misspelling when entering the “skip the ad” word into the video player box when all I wanted to do was watch Russell Brand go off on some heckler at his stand-up [...]
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There’s a problem in this world that needs to be addressed. The problem begins with “plastic cont” and ends with “ainer.” I’m all for saving the world, one plastic tree at a time, but there’s only so far this lazy housewife is willing to go. I don’t use quite as many Ziploc bags as I [...]
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If ever there was a reason to stop breastfeeding your kids before they start talking, this would be it. Broken Rule Notice discussing girl’s breasts and wanting milk from them original image credit unknown
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I’ve already established that we women are gross. It’s just a fact. We get even grosser when we’re knocked up and have to push human beings out of our crotch holes or have them sliced out of our wombs. The old and infirm have known the secret we women learn when we have babies at [...]
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