From the category archives:
We all know I’m not a small lady. Or if this is your first time here, Hi! I’m not a small lady. I’m not abnormally ginormous, but to say I’m a curvy, plus size lady is exactly accurate. I love me some t-shirts. Living in Orlando will put anyone (who doesn’t wear modest clothing for [...]
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I’m on a mission that will inevitably leave my crying and hating myself. Living in the Dirty South means surface-of-the-sun-type temperatures from May through September. Now with Al Gore all up in Mother Nature’s business this year, we’re already seeing highs in the 90s in early April. I hate it. You’d think that after living [...]
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You’d never know it from looking at me through the lappytop screen, but I have horrendous style. Like, bad. Like, my sister shakes her head at me when I show up at her house and wonders less-than-silently how we’re even related. So like everyone else on the internet, I thought I’d give it a go [...]
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This is your warning that you may have to do simple math in your head. I equal slightly more than 2 obese alimartells. In no shame to her, my pocket pal, alimartell, wrote about being fat-pinch measured as “obese” in all of her 104 pounds. I don’t care what the arbitrary charts and medical field [...]
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Weighing in at a whopping 1/2 of a pound, the World’s Largest Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup, aka the 8th Wonder of the World, is going on my Christmas Wish List for every Christmas from now until forever. I would do bad things to this. Pin It World’s Largest REESE’S Peanut Butter Cups image via Fuck Yeah Chocolate
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