From the category archives:
One of the “Getting To Know Your Body” lessons that stuck with me from elementary school is the one about self-esteem. The one where the teacher is all, “don’t be a bully” and “you’re worth it” and “when you point your finger at someone, you’re pointing 3 fingers back at yourself.” There’s also that one [...]
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Wordless Wednesday I’m outing myself as a Floridiot. You tell me.
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I’m calling out Mother Nature in Central Florida as the Floridiot bitch she is. She can’t make her mind up whether she wants to freeze the fruit or sing like Lil’ Jon and let the sweat drop off my balls. skeet skeet As the latest cold front (cold front to me = temps in the [...]
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I’m an ass, I wrote a post last week about the suckiness of Orlando, but I’ve had a change of heart in just a week. Why? Cause Mama got a FREE mini vaca!!!! WOOT WOOT! Seems the MiL got a new timeshare at one of the ritziest places in all of the universes Orlando, and [...]
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In doing extensive research on the subject of the once-fashionable jean shorts for my sister post to the too-short shorts, I discovered the term “Jorts.” Call me a girl on this one, but I’d like to compliment the creator of the term. You, my man, are da man. Why, you ask, am I discussing the [...]
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