From the category archives:
Remembering things is hard. From this point forward, I’m going to be living with an asterisk over my head to remind me and everyone else that you’re going to have to remind me again. I have opinions on things, and it’s my lack of forethought that gets me into situations where I have to back-peddle [...]
{ 6 comments }
This is your warning that you may have to do simple math in your head. I equal slightly more than 2 obese alimartells. In no shame to her, my pocket pal, alimartell, wrote about being fat-pinch measured as “obese” in all of her 104 pounds. I don’t care what the arbitrary charts and medical field [...]
{ 6 comments }
We’ve already established that I’m a giver. When trollers and skeeves send rude, poorly-written emails, I do them the favor of correcting their grammar. It’s a service I’m proud to provide. When my friends need something, I’m there for them. One of the best people I’ve ever known (and will continue to know, especially after [...]
{ 19 comments }
I kind of have the best job on the internet, where “job” means “self-created activities that may or may not pay actual significant money at some point.” Getting to scour the internet looking for the most jaw-dropping images to share with you friends? Awesome. This week I was tasked with finding the best tacky Christmas/ [...]
{ 2 comments }
I have this friend who loves Jacob Black slash Taylor Lautner with the power of 1000 suns. She’s a teacher, a lover of the NY Rangers and NY Yankees, and a cat lover. It’s not the Jacob blanket or Jacob hoodie or Jacob real-sized cutout she has in her closet that gives her away as [...]
{ 4 comments }
