From the category archives:
Patrick’s BFF got married this past weekend. The groomsmen were all very dapper in their seersucker suits and matching bowties. Patrick looked especially dapper with his freshly shorn hair. BACK OFF, BITCHES. Look how dignified they all look up there for the ceremony! A good looking group of mens, I must say. The couple’s first [...]
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Having friends who A) appreciate my humor, and 2) encourage its perpetuation, are the best kinds of friends to have. If you’re not already, you need to be following my oh-so-hilarious antics on The Twitter and on The Facebook. And reading We Know Awesome. And Awesome Gift Ideas. And following @WeKnowAwesome.
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I try to do my best to take my own advice, but unlike most times, I’m actually doing it today. Yesterday’s post was all about teaching the world to be a better place for you and me. Or some other Michael Jackson/We Are The World lyric. Or buying the world a Coke. Or creeping you [...]
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If liking compliments is wrong, I don’t want to be right. I also don’t want to be right if “right” means “eating only in moderation.” Fishing for people to say how awesome I am is not only disingenuous, it leaves an icky taste in my mouth. When a person I know or don’t know tells me [...]
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