I’m done with my lady womb. More done than I am with underboob sweat, and that’s a lot done. I’m done having the babies to keep for myself and Patrick has been snipped up to keep the tadpoles from reaching through my cervix, so it’s time to take out the whole factory. What more does [...]
Yes, finally. Yes, it took 3-1/2 years of his Presidency to say it. Yes, he said made his proclamation the day after yet another state outlawed gay marriage. Yes, it’s true that there may not be any major changes in our laws or national constitution because of his announcement. Baby steps, friends. But this isn’t [...]
I’ve been outed as a smut book slut, and you guys are actually taking my advice on the books I suggest. I’m basically your favorite online librarian for smut. I accept this as my calling. Since I published my list of Sexy Books To Read a whole 6 days ago, I’ve read 5 more smutty [...]
We all know I’m not a small lady. Or if this is your first time here, Hi! I’m not a small lady. I’m not abnormally ginormous, but to say I’m a curvy, plus size lady is exactly accurate. I love me some t-shirts. Living in Orlando will put anyone (who doesn’t wear modest clothing for [...]
As a stay-at-home mom, I feel like I can speak for all other stay-at-home moms. Just like I can speak for all other white, middle class, straight, married, 30-something, pudgy women of the world, I speak for stay-at-home moms. Stay-at-home moms are a lazy group of needy bitches who feel entitled to put the title [...]