Claire turns 6 today. She’s pretty effing Awesome.
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Kiddos
Though it’s not indicative of her size, when she was about 8 months old and crawling, we nicknamed our 2nd baby, Claire Kong. It should be obvious why (see: destroying everything in her path, creator of messes, pre-hoarder, beating her chest in protest of things she does not agree), and she’s never outgrown her name. [...]
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I’m nothing if not Awesome. I mean opinionated. And also Awesome. Rarely is there anything that will make my facehole drop open in disbelief, but it happened several times this week. The first time was when I learned that Lowe’s pulled ads from the most vanilla “reality” show ever produced, All-American Muslim, and the second was [...]
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I don’t often brag about living in Florida. Except I’m lying. Going to the beach in December is pretty effing Awesome. Just be glad I didn’t take a picture of the margarita I drank while the sun set over the Gulf. I’m slightly jealous of everyone else’s cooler weather. And I’m definitely jealous of everyone else’s summer [...]
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This holiday season, don’t forget your kid’s teachers. Not that I think you would. I’m just sayin. Do you have any idea what your precious princess’s professor has to plan for a proper progressive period of primary (or secondary)? A shit ton of planning. I was a teacher in a past life. After going through [...]
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