UPDATE BELOW. *sigh* Unlike my mother, I’m not known for my laundry-doing abilities. My mother’s passion for laundry was not passed down to me, the same way her ability to whip up a meal out of the contents of her pantry and fridge was skipped over me and stayed with my sister. I did, however, [...]
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Lazy
I’m notorious for my procrastination skills. If when I say “notorious,” I mean, “known around my immediate family,” then yes, I’m notorious. When I do happen to get things done on time, I require copious amounts of congratulations from anyone who witnessed my accomplishment. I’m needy like that. I’m like a child who needs constant [...]
Whoever said this whole making money in the new social media way of the internets was easy is smoking some good serious weed. I’m not good at policing myself and staying on task. Just ask my dirty floors and piles of unfolded laundry. Actually, while you’re talking to my floors and laundry, can you ask [...]
I’m just gonna whine and complain, mkay? you better truckin say OK or i’ll line your floors with Legos and make you walk around blindfolded. that shit hurts, so let me complain, ALRIGHT?1! #1 whine: my credit card number was stolen. I work online and process hundreds of credit cards online every month, so I [...]
My mom saw it coming. My sister has goffed at my skills. And now, I’m accepting it for myself. I’m a “before” episode of Hoarders. “Before” it gets bad enough for TLC to bring out their team on interventionists. My house is Before the Before and After. The pictures below were taken from my chair [...]
