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Disney World

Being An Adult Is Stupid

by Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] on September 10, 2012

in All About Me,Disney World,Living In Florida

Making adult decisions is stupid. Or is it the guilt from making adult decisions that’s the stupid part? Or maybe it’s the disappointment from the result of the adult decisions is stupid. Either way, making adult decisions is stupid. For the first time in 6 years, we won’t have Disney World park passes. cue the [...]

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He’s pretty swell. And when I say “swell,” I mean he’s the best father our girls could ever have, for whom I could have never wished. I could have never imagined someone as amazing as him out of a barrel of crack whore monkey dreams. Sweet swaddled Baby Jeesus, I love this man. Lucky for [...]

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I may be a Florida Native living in Orlando with annual passes to Disney World, but you won’t catch me willingly setting foot anywhere near those theme parks during the summer. Do you like the smell of a sweaty tourist on a corn dog and jumbo Coke bender? I sure as crap don’t. After tweeting [...]

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YUB NUB – Nerdy Star Wars Weekends T-Shirts We Will Own

by Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] on April 28, 2012

in Disney World,Family,Kiddos,Mama Likes

I worked at Star Tours during my semester of Disney’s College Program way back in 1997. Patrick being the massive Star Wars nerd that he is, he’s indoctrinated the children into the lifestyle with my blessing. Anna is a full-on Star Wars nerd. Claire is a full-on Star Wars princess. That’s why we will be buying [...]

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Raising My Kids To Be My Clone

by Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] on January 24, 2012

in All About Me,Being Mom,Disney World,Family,Kiddos,Pictures

The only reason to have kids is to create clone humans to take your place when you kick off. Any other reason to breed pales in comparison to nature’s need to reproduce your genes. Unconditional love, feelings of worthiness, premature ejaculation, and one-upping your sister all fall into a distant 2nd place for reasons to spawn. Patrick [...]

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