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Living In Florida

He’s pretty swell. And when I say “swell,” I mean he’s the best father our girls could ever have, for whom I could have never wished. I could have never imagined someone as amazing as him out of a barrel of crack whore monkey dreams. Sweet swaddled Baby Jeesus, I love this man. Lucky for [...]

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I may be a Florida Native living in Orlando with annual passes to Disney World, but you won’t catch me willingly setting foot anywhere near those theme parks during the summer. Do you like the smell of a sweaty tourist on a corn dog and jumbo Coke bender? I sure as crap don’t. After tweeting [...]

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I’m Embarrassed For You, Niceville.

by Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] on May 3, 2012

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I grew up in a little town in the Florida panhandle, just across the bay from Destin. Niceville is a real place with real people and a real Mullet Festival. But it seems that since I left my parents’ home behind and spread my flabby batwings in 1996, things have fallen to shit. I blame [...]

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YUB NUB – Nerdy Star Wars Weekends T-Shirts We Will Own

by Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] on April 28, 2012

in Disney World,Family,Kiddos,Mama Likes

I worked at Star Tours during my semester of Disney’s College Program way back in 1997. Patrick being the massive Star Wars nerd that he is, he’s indoctrinated the children into the lifestyle with my blessing. Anna is a full-on Star Wars nerd. Claire is a full-on Star Wars princess. That’s why we will be buying [...]

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There must be some kind of omen about a chicken crossing the road right in front of you. Or maybe an old wive’s tale. Or maybe this is normal when you’re not in Suburbia. Watching a chicken cross the road right in front of your car isn’t something that happens every day to a suburbanite. Or [...]

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