True love is looking at a Senior picture of my Patrick from 1993-94, and laughing until I pee because I hit that. The style. The glasses. The shirt. The backdrop. The smile. THE HAIR. And he’s mine, ALL MINE. At least he turned into this: Back up off, ladies and mens.

I’ve been played. For my girls’ Spring Break last week, we went up to my parent’s house, leaving Patrick behind to work. Because when the kiddies are out of school for longer than 4 hours at a time, we can all go crazy. Unless I find a free day camp or send the girls to my [...]

No joke, it is written in stone* that if Patrick Dutch Ovens me, he is immediately removed from my life, the house, and the children’s lives. We will consider him dead and expect the life insurance check to arrive within 2-4 weeks. Source: hahasforhoohas.com via Angie on Pinterest   Unfamiliar with a Dutch Oven? A Dutch oven is [...]

My husband is lucky to have me as his wife. There’s no more profound statement I can make other than saying “TV is Everything” and “Brownies Bring Happiness.” Patrick is damn lucky to have me as his wife. One of the many things he likes to say is that I have too many purses. “But [...]

I was raised in an abnormal household of two un-divorced, full-blooded parents with a full-blooded sister. It’s a wonder I even turned out to function like a semi-normal person with all of the surrounding abnormalities. I’m pretty sure the chances of me becoming a semi-well-adjusted person after being brain-washed by my parents who planned to [...]