From the category archives:
Patrick’s BFF got married this past weekend. The groomsmen were all very dapper in their seersucker suits and matching bowties. Patrick looked especially dapper with his freshly shorn hair. BACK OFF, BITCHES. Look how dignified they all look up there for the ceremony! A good looking group of mens, I must say. The couple’s first [...]
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While I was putting the air pockets into my bra this morning, I began to reflect on exactly what I have to appreciate. I appreciate the air pockets in my bra that lift and separate my relatively itty bitties, because at least I have boobies and I don’t have a cup size larger than my head. [...]
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The Man Cold has taken over our house this week. Except it’s me with the Man Cold and not the actual man of the house. The man of my house is really good at taking care of me when I’m close to dying. He leaves work early to pick up the girls, he doesn’t say [...]
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It would be super inappropriate of me to send Patrick this someecard for our 13th wedding anniversary today. Or maybe I’ll send this one. But instead of being super inappropriate, I’ll send this one. We were pretty damn cute and skinny child brides back then. I think we’re pretty cute now. cards via someecards
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I have a friend who has never farted in front of her husband. Yes, she’s really a friend and it’s not really me saying it’s a friend. Yes, I have friends outside of the tubes of the internet. I think she may be lying. Farting in front of your spouse or partner or friend is [...]
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