It would be super inappropriate of me to send Patrick this someecard for our 13th wedding anniversary today. Or maybe I’ll send this one. But instead of being super inappropriate, I’ll send this one. We were pretty damn cute and skinny child brides back then. I think we’re pretty cute now. cards via someecards
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Married Life
I have a friend who has never farted in front of her husband. Yes, she’s really a friend and it’s not really me saying it’s a friend. Yes, I have friends outside of the tubes of the internet. I think she may be lying. Farting in front of your spouse or partner or friend is [...]
Making up innocuous rules about life is kind of my hobby. It’s basically Pangie’s Rules for Life, just without the whole focus on consistency and elevated respect that normal rules are held to. Today is Pangie’s Rules for Life: “Men Should” Edition! 1. Men should never ever never become giddy with excitement about meeting a [...]
…friggin babies and their never-ending need for needing… Unfortunately for me and my family, we don’t live near close family, more specifically, grandparents. Those of you who do live near your kids’ grandparents need to think of yourselves as lucky for at least one reason: date nights. Yeah, yeah, there are some of you who [...]
Dear Sweet Sweet Baby Jeebus and Mother Oprah, I thank you for workplace policies you’ve put into place at Patrick’s place of work where he is able to leave his cubicle early and care for me and our children. And thank you for the children who tell me, “Feel better, Mama,” as they leave for [...]
