It’s been a long time coming, this one about my panties. I’ve been putting off finding a new favorite style of underwear for far too long. You can see it in the holes and the way the sides of my current undies roll down my hips. *Faces covered to protect the innocent. Those very comfy, [...]
A few months back, I exposed myself on the internet. I’m pretty sure I blocked the actual post date and link from my memory because telling the world your weight is tough stuff, dudes. Let’s just pretend that the experience motivated me to exercise and eat right and I’ve lost 20 pounds since then. Yet [...]
Oh dear sweet, sweet Baby Jeebus and Oprah. The Easter Dress Holiday is nearly upon us! You may be confused as to why I’d be super over-the-moon esscited that it’s Easter Dress Holiday seeing as I’m not a Christian, PER SE. But because my extended family is all up in Jesus’ bidness and celebrates things [...]
I’ve admitted before, I have lovely lady lumps and I don’t mean my boobies. I mean the cheesy lumps on my arse and my thighs. Being that I am a plumpalicious girl, I am standing up and protecting my fellow larger ladies and the rest of the world. How? By calling a moratorium on shorts [...]
See? I don’t lie: I can only hope that I’ll look this hot in these sexy panties (5 for $29 panties from Lane Bryant). She totally has that “come hither and take this lace trim cami off of me” look. Really, what’s sexier than a good sale. Not much, I’ll tell ya. Not. Much. Except [...]