Oh dear sweet, sweet Baby Jeebus and Oprah. The Easter Dress Holiday is nearly upon us! You may be confused as to why I’d be super over-the-moon esscited that it’s Easter Dress Holiday seeing as I’m not a Christian, PER SE. But because my extended family is all up in Jesus’ bidness and celebrates things [...]
From the category archives:
New Clothes
I’ve admitted before, I have lovely lady lumps and I don’t mean my boobies. I mean the cheesy lumps on my arse and my thighs. Being that I am a plumpalicious girl, I am standing up and protecting my fellow larger ladies and the rest of the world. How? By calling a moratorium on shorts [...]
See? I don’t lie: I can only hope that I’ll look this hot in these sexy panties (5 for $29 panties from Lane Bryant). She totally has that “come hither and take this lace trim cami off of me” look. Really, what’s sexier than a good sale. Not much, I’ll tell ya. Not. Much. Except [...]
To my surprise, I went to LB today just hoping to get a few new mom shirts (comfy, yet kind of stylish for the everyday trip to Publix, Target, & dinner), but I found, to my JOY, I’m now a size 4! Well, in the new Right Fit sizing at Lane Bryant. I just like [...]
