Santorum Guides Boy Against Using Pink Bowling Ball, Encourages Blue Balls [View the story "Rick Santorum: Blue Balls > Pink Balls" on Storify] Rick Santorum: Blue Balls > Pink Balls Santorum Guides Boy Against Using Pink Bowling Ball, Encourages Blue Balls Storified by Angie · Thu, Mar 29 2012 23:00:37 Gawkerassets Because only sissy boys [...]
I have learned more about women by spending time on Pinterest than I learned by being a women for the last 35-1/2 years. Basically, this is another way for me to justify the time I spend on Pinterest as “work-related.” Paint chip cards are a free craft material. Lauren Conrad is a 20-something’s style icon. Tiny [...]
It was today while I was cleaning up that-time-of-the-month’s bathroom trash on which my wiener dog decided to make a meal that I remembered one of my most favorite lines from South Park. I just don’t trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die. – Mr Garrison, South Park We women are gross, [...]
When Patrick and I started dating before I was made a child bride, one of the many things he found odd about me was that I had never read Dr. Seuss books. Because my mom didn’t understand Dr. Seuss and thought his books to be “weird,” we never had them in our house. It’s only [...]
I’m going to start by saying I’m not a prude when it comes to other people’s bodies. For my own body, I cover up and shut up. No one wants to see what’s going on under my unstylish clothes. As a mother to two young girls, I may now be more conscious about how much [...]