From the category archives:
I was on a Mother’s Day cruise to Cozumel for 4 nights with 12 other women and 3 older men. Unfortunately, they were all related to me. Or maybe I should say fortunately. Because all of these things happened: I went snorkeling at 3 different reefs with a Mayan and got my ass sunburned. I [...]
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True love is looking at a Senior picture of my Patrick from 1993-94, and laughing until I pee because I hit that. The style. The glasses. The shirt. The backdrop. The smile. THE HAIR. And he’s mine, ALL MINE. At least he turned into this: Back up off, ladies and mens.
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It’s a good thing my grandparents were prolific breeders. One of my mom’s 3 younger sisters and 2 of my cousins are regular readers here, and without their views, I feel like my pretend-famous blog would shrivel up to dust. This weekend, they told me I’m not posting enough. Apparently, they don’t know how a [...]
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“Mama, do NOT put that on the internet.” I promised I wouldn’t. I lied to my kids, and I have no regret.
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Friends, it’s time for an intervention. This has gone on for WAY too long without you realizing that it’s a problem. I thought the novelty would go away once you realized things could change, but it’s just not happening on its own. It might be you who needs my help or maybe it’s a friend [...]
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