My contribution to last night’s Last Call with Brittany was suggest that the best way to reduce face wrinkles is to gain weight. Basically, I’m a nincompoop. Also, my hair was in tip-top form. Also also, my face is very expressive apparently. Also also also, I had to get up three times to do things [...]
Edward has a Safe Word with Wilson, but to date, he hasn’t had to use it. Wilson is a safe and generous consensual lover. Vote for Safe Word: Bella – Edward & Wilson’s BDSM Adventures at Baby Rabies Inappropriate Elf Contest.
I don’t even know why I feel compelled to make a comment about this, but here I am, prattling out a comment. My friend* Kevin Clash, voice and creator of Elmo, is accused of sexually allegations against a 16-year-old boy. This breaks my heart. *UPDATED BELOW* I don’t know the man any more than I know [...]
Happy Halloween from Mr. & Mrs. Obama and their “two brown babies.” *Imagine my embarrassment when, at nearly 3-years-old, Claire walked through the Target toy aisles announcing that she was looking for “two brown babies” to act as Malia and Sasha Obama to complement her Mrs. Obama costume.
I feel like I’m bragging when I talk about some of the things I get to do. It’s not my intention, except this time, I am definitely bragging. The super nice people at SeaWorld invited us to attend a press/blogger lunch at Dine With Shamu last weekend. We didn’t eat Shamu; we dined with Shamu. Don’t [...]