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Nothing makes me smile more than when Randall comes along and makes everything better with the Honeybadger, even Rick Perry’s asinine political ad. Stupid, Snake. You Go, Jesus Christ Lizard! Honey Badger Loves Your Shirt Top 5 WIN Gifts We Love
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I don’t often brag about living in Florida. Except I’m lying. Going to the beach in December is pretty effing Awesome. Just be glad I didn’t take a picture of the margarita I drank while the sun set over the Gulf. I’m slightly jealous of everyone else’s cooler weather. And I’m definitely jealous of everyone else’s summer [...]
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You know how sometimes when you see or read or smell something, it stays in your brain and sticks to everything else rolling around in there? Like when some jergoff flips you the bird when you accidentally on purpose cut her off in traffic. Or when your new favorite TV show is cancelled, and it [...]
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Watching my 3-year-old nephew fall over after being spun around by his mom, my sister? Priceless. My cackling? More than slightly annoying.
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How many posts can I publish in a row that are just pictures of my kids? This makes 4 (unsponsored) posts in a row where the main idea of my story is pictures of my kids. This is telling of something, but I’m not sure of what, unless it’s just of me being extra super [...]
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