I actually did something semi-crafty. And I totally copied the idea from everywhere on Pinterest without shame. Dammit, she’s the cutest.
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Remember that time we went to Universal Studios, Islands of Adventure, and The Wizarding World of Harry Potter? This was that:
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There was a time in my life when I’d be mistaken for Nicole Kidman. This was clearly when it was the mid-90s, I was near-anorexic, and dating Tom Cruise. Nicole hadn’t yet started on her Botox addiction and no one knew she was Australian. It’s kind of obvious once you see it. The bone structure, [...]
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The only reason to have kids is to create clone humans to take your place when you kick off. Any other reason to breed pales in comparison to nature’s need to reproduce your genes. Unconditional love, feelings of worthiness, premature ejaculation, and one-upping your sister all fall into a distant 2nd place for reasons to spawn. Patrick [...]
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Being Inside > Being Outside My idea of A Good Time usually doesn’t equate spending time outside. I may seem to enjoy the time and weather in the out of doors, but unless the temperature is a steady 60-72º, breezy, sunshiney, bug-free, under 40% humidity, and there’s a place for me to sit, I’d rather [...]
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