From the category archives:
How many posts can I publish in a row that are just pictures of my kids? This makes 4 (unsponsored) posts in a row where the main idea of my story is pictures of my kids. This is telling of something, but I’m not sure of what, unless it’s just of me being extra super [...]
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Is there a better face to capture? I mean… You know I’m not referring to Anna’s (the smiley kid in the blue shirt) face, right? The look on Claire’s face is perfection. And if you’re squeamish at the word “moist,” this video is not for you. Anna uses it freely. She’s obviously my favorite*. *”Favorite” as in “favorite 7-year-old.” [...]
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The last thing I want to do today is sound like a whiney, entitled, middle-class American with First World problems. That said, please pardon my entitled, middle-class American, First World problem whinings today. This kid is costing us a crapton of money. It’s a good thing she stayed this cute, because HOT DAMN she’s expensive. [...]
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Patrick’s BFF got married this past weekend. The groomsmen were all very dapper in their seersucker suits and matching bowties. Patrick looked especially dapper with his freshly shorn hair. BACK OFF, BITCHES. Look how dignified they all look up there for the ceremony! A good looking group of mens, I must say. The couple’s first [...]
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