Claire turns 6 today. She’s pretty effing Awesome.
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It’s been over 4 years since we’ve last talked about my mother-in-law’s obsession with Christmas ornaments. It’s time for a refresher. Exhibit 1 The Main Tree, filled with nearly 800-ish Hallmark ornaments, Radko collectibles, moving parts, and singing knick-knacks, all arranged in groups of like-themed ornaments. When there is no other sound in the house, [...]
Nothing makes me smile more than when Randall comes along and makes everything better with the Honeybadger, even Rick Perry’s asinine political ad. Stupid, Snake. You Go, Jesus Christ Lizard! Honey Badger Loves Your Shirt Top 5 WIN Gifts We Love
I don’t often brag about living in Florida. Except I’m lying. Going to the beach in December is pretty effing Awesome. Just be glad I didn’t take a picture of the margarita I drank while the sun set over the Gulf. I’m slightly jealous of everyone else’s cooler weather. And I’m definitely jealous of everyone else’s summer [...]
You know how sometimes when you see or read or smell something, it stays in your brain and sticks to everything else rolling around in there? Like when some jergoff flips you the bird when you accidentally on purpose cut her off in traffic. Or when your new favorite TV show is cancelled, and it [...]
